Pamela Robel Lewison

@asimovman Peppa Pig is how kids become a**hole Anglophiles at age five.

I'm worried that Peppa Pig might be British propaganda

@StevieBoylan Boylan boys playing live shows is a personal fave from the Way Back Machine.

In honour of St Patrick’s day I’m now going to list the five best things about Ireland 1: The coddle 2: Terry Phelan 3: The way we ask American people on the late late show if they’ve tried white pudding 4: The way Kitty O’Shea looks at you from across the dance hall 5: Bray

𝗜𝗡 𝗔 𝗦𝗘𝗔 𝗢𝗙 𝗢𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗘 — 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗟𝗬 I'll be honest. The Oscars are not exactly must-see television for me anymore. But someone sent me this — and I watched it twice. Irish actress Jessie Buckley just won Best Actress. And instead of a political lecture, instead of a pin, instead of a land acknowledgment or a cause of the week — she talked about her husband. Her eight-month-old daughter dreaming of milk at home. Her Irish family whose flights were paid for by Ireland itself to be in that room. 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘥. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝟤𝟢,𝟢𝟢𝟢 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶. The room probably didn't know what to do with that. Then she dedicated the award to motherhood itself — on Mother's Day in the UK — with words that belong on a wall somewhere: 𝘛𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗰𝗵. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆. Hollywood spent years telling women that ambition means leaving behind the things Jessie Buckley just stood on the biggest stage in her industry and celebrated without apology. A husband she adores. A baby at home. A family flown in from Ireland. I don't know what film she won for. But I know I'll watch it now. Well done, Jessie. 𝗚𝗼 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗯𝗵 𝗺í𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝘁.

@StevieBoylan Same

Stress / Anxiety level at an amber alert for some reason today. The reason: *gestures at his life

@StevieBoylan Overshare, Stevie.

Well they cancelled Pornhub so I’m chasing the possum around with a boner. Thanks Albo.

@StevieBoylan No King Cake?

Happy Pancake Tuesday!

@StevieBoylan Ew!

@PGRobel And during!

Can confirm the bathroom of the KFC in Woy Woy is the worst place on earth.

@StevieBoylan It is so much worse than this.

Lads if this literal cartoon villain is what’s running for government then we are all fucked

@StevieBoylan Ok but dooooooo it!

I was waiting for my coffee this morning and the lady behind the counter was engaged in a long conversation with another lady - which added about 10 mins to my order. In my mind at one point I said “less yap yap and more capp capp” But I dare not utter my comedy to the public.

@StevieBoylan Don’t be so MEAN.

I am the stern, unemotional Slavic gym coach of getting my daughter to eat her dinner.

@StevieBoylan @milkandxyz Zero sympathy.

@milkandxyz @PGRobel Argh my brain

House of Guinness - avoid.

@StevieBoylan I hate this spoiler. A lot.

@PGRobel 😂😂😂 It’s like the illegitimate child of peaky blinders and riverdance

@StevieBoylan Why do you look so uncomfortable with your prize?

Worst fishing pic ever.

@StevieBoylan Unpopular observation: AB didn’t cover food; he covered people through food.

Quite the leap here.

@StevieBoylan Also, I thought that was the cotton candy variety?

@PGRobel This lad!

Twitter nowadays

@StevieBoylan Oh, that poor sheep.

Another St. Patrick’s Day banger. Nine hours in the pot, nine minutes in the bowl.