Penelope “Pinky” Guzzlebaum

Need my shit rearranged like hers #goals

@nuclearbeers Glad to see you took my advice

Revenge.

@mikehogsj Not in the slightest. Keep that cross chain on

@nuclearbeers 110% a juvenile based on size. Most definitely check around for a den/cover site cuz if it found its way in your residence, probably got a few more lurking. Glad you’re alright!! Nasty mfers

Jarv got smoked by a copperhead in his own bedroom today. Nowhere is safe. Gotta burn the house down now

@mikehogsj Should ask her for a 3

@HobbiesWithHan @localburnergirl I second!!^

@localburnergirl I feel like 1 has more versatility and will be nice for the event!

@HenryOKane_ @CLEgringo @SpecialEdmund @tony_dawgs @MissGoBananas Im alive just enduring clinicals

@CLEgringo @SpecialEdmund @tony_dawgs @MissGoBananas What happened to @PGuzzlebaum

Btw boys I have TERRIBLE news. I may not be the leader of the #BlondeIsBetter movement anymore. Sad day really

@MeganMakinMoney Im employed whats happening

And here we go…..

Hit my head on microwave door at 1:45 AM. Not only am i fat but retarded too

@ORALProblem It was so overhyped im embarrassed

@PGuzzlebaum How was it?

@CLEgringo No. The one occupation you can be completely wrong & still have a job is being a meteorologist

@PGuzzlebaum Good show?

@jensensjester Ive found my people

Severe storms when they see they’re headed towards Tonganoxie, Kansas

They named the moon crater after his late wife 😭😭💔💔💔

@AinsleyNorris0 Calling you the angler from now on helluva catch

@CLEgringo BOTH GENDERS DO THE ANXIOUS BOTTLE PEEL. i am not a switch hitter

@PGuzzlebaum Bro. What?

Both genders

Jim Nantz in my ears this week. Aint no complaints

Can we get a wellness check on the perps of this matter

Girls will get cancelled for the N word then fuck a rando on a toilet in the nastiest bar in their college town and call it coping

@jalenreagors It was always SEC & Big12.

The Starting 5. #HawkTiniFiles

@cliffordmain69 Not in the slightest

@PGuzzlebaum Based

@NickFitzge26793 Time & place

@PGuzzlebaum What do you think about you and I speed running this one Penelope?