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A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

God had promised salvation to your repentance, but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.

Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promised note. Today is ready cash, use it!

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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Remember, don't put it off... Go ahead and do it... If you get to it... And don't do it... You may never get to it.. To do it... Again.

The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

Habit never goes Because if you remove H Abit remains, If you remove A Bit remains, If you remove B It still remains.

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor, and the poor who have the magnanimity of the rich.

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Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out.Can you give me something to keep it in? Certainly - how about a paper bag?

Sing like you know the words; dance like no one's watching; and love like it's never going to hurt.

People are not in touch with reality, if they think they are important

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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.