Philip Hall 🐧

My “not a golden calf” statue has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statue.

I know the Guardians depend on Jose Ramirez a lot, but asking him to play three seasons a year seems like too much.

The City of Cleveland watched the first 6 games and said, “You know what? Go ahead and leave.”

@mattrph23 Saving this for the next time you complain that baseball is broken.

If you ever wonder why I love sports, the Cleveland Guardians are why I love sports

Thank you, @AppleTV, for sparing us the ability to watch the current brand of #GuardsBall. Genuinely.

FREE* game of the day! Also FREE on MLB Network, included with MLBtv**! *Not included with $200 @MLBTV subscription due to blackout restrictions. **Haha, nope! You get the White Sox!

I want to ‘like’ this, but Watson is just the most glaring example on the long list of reasons ownership has made it hard to support the Browns. Show me the countdown for when the Haslams are no longer Cleveland Browns.

This is one way to bury the lede.

Awesome march-up! Great way to grow the game of baseball! …ope! I’m blacked out. My $200 @MLBTV package isn’t enough, apparently.

2024 was the worst year of Nolan Jones’ life. It was also the best year of Nolan Jones’ life. The Guardians’ outfielder opened up about failure, death threats and the birth of his daughter: nytimes.com/athletic/62750…

The Browns team playing in their shiny new home:

NO MORE BLACKOUTS* *Here are 6 different “national exclusive” cable/streaming networks that won’t be available on our own tv package and a fourth image just to make it more convoluted. I couldn’t dream up a more confusing schedule graphic.

Most handsome team in baseball. And no, we're not looking for arguments. #GuardsSpring

Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,     for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Jesus’s “Sermon on the Mount” (Matthew 5:3-10)

Blessed are the merciful,     for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart,     for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers,     for they will be called children of God.

Blessed are the poor in spirit,     for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn,     for they will be comforted. Blessed are the meek,     for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,     for they will be filled.

Who’s more out of touch? Browns dumpster-fire org trying to sell fans on a multi-billion $ stadium complex outside the city. Guardians great season/promising core followed by FO unwilling to spend on FA & cutting off fan events. At least the Cavs are thriving.

The “unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you. They are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor. They don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct. Unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy. Unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare. Unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike. They allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships, and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without reimagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn. - Pastor David Barnhart

“impressive” This tweet reads like Cleveland is playing their best and still getting beat. Guards today: 2 unearned runs + 9 LOB. Guards yesterday: 3 runs from 6 walks and 4 wild pitches. CLE is handing them the series. Both teams are bad.

Hey @CleGuardians, are you going to give us an update after 3 hours or just continue to hold everyone hostage for the confessions sales?