────𝓯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝓫𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 ♫︎

tired.

@temptatum 📲 — on occasion. i'm known to do a bit of cruising. 📲 — care for a little online cruising?

@PIANISSIM0FORTE 📲: you make a habit of looking at dicks though?

[ Incoming text from: Unknown number ] 📲: 😘 📲: [ 1 img attachment. ] . . . He most definitely just sent a dick pic to the wrong number. And doesn't realise it.

@temptatum 📲 — i don't make a habit of looking at 40 year old men's cocks, thank you. so i wouldn't know.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE 📲: that look like the dick of a 40 year old?

@temptatum 📲 — funny. no, i'm at work right now. 📲 — are you?

@PIANISSIM0FORTE 📲: are you a 40 year old man in your mother's basement?

#𝑵𝑰𝑲𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑴𝑺 just drew porn for the first time in a very long time and i need to crawl in a hole im so embarrassed

#𝑵𝑰𝑲𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑴𝑺 rewatched la la land. ending scene still hurts just as bad. my favorite horror movie

@2O49S oh wow— no need for sir.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE ⠀ . ͟.͟ . morning ⸝ sir. ⠀

⠀ a stiff nod in return. ⠀

@temptatum 📲 — bit awkward to do with a stranger, no? 📲 — for all we both know, we could be 40 year old men in our mother's basements.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE 📲: shit, wrong number 📲: oh yeah? maybe i'll entertain you instead

@temptatum well i, um, i wanted to bring back old school jazz. not the new stuff, but the classics. y'know, founded in new orleans, that old vintage type jazz, the type of music that speaks to your soul and tells stories. it's a little foolish. ⌞ gosh, what were they talking about? ⌝

@PIANISSIM0FORTE Okay, so tell me. I'm all ears.

Don't be like that, sweet thing.

@temptatum it was just— nonsense, about the importance of jazz and why my club isn't meant for hookups but.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE Come on, now. I'd never. Tell me.

@temptatum ⌞ squinting, cheeks darkening by the second. asshole. ⌝ you'll make fun of me.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE Never, baby. I'm holding on to every word you say. Really, promise you. ( Head tilted, still grinning. ) Go on. Tell me about it.

@wlcometosebs @temptatum ??? what.

@temptatum @PIANISSIM0FORTE What

jacob palmer dni.

@temptatum a startled peacock? excuse me. i. ugh. that's not the point of the music! you're supposed to enjoy the story within the song, the decades of— 𝓼𝑖𝑔ℎ. i'm wasting my breath aren't i.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE You look kinda like a startled peacock when you do that. Do you know that? Hey, can't help it. They flock to me. Your smooth jazz gets 'em going.

@wlcometosebs @temptatum agreed.

@temptatum @PIANISSIM0FORTE no

i'm banning him.

@CR1L3STMAN a nuisance.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE Who is that ?

@temptatum i'm 𝓯𝑟𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑. you're annoying me. so no, not jazz hands. a b— god i hope you're not picking women up while i perform. i might throttle you.

@PIANISSIM0FORTE Hey, I listen to the music. Makes for a good backing track to my hookups. ( Brow raised. ) What was that? Jazz hands?

@temptatum @wlcometosebs . . .

@wlcometosebs @PIANISSIM0FORTE If you insist

@temptatum ⌞ throwing his hands up, a bit dramatically. ⌝ it's a jazz club! it's for music! it's meant for musicians to perform and for people to mingle and chat, not for hookups!

@PIANISSIM0FORTE Then what is it for, O Holy One? Please, do tell. ( Grinning like he Knows. )