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Wanna see WHAT Those hands CAN Do?!
DOUBLE Pepperoni pizza, DOUBLE cheeseburger and a Pack of FRENCH fries it IS, AHHahhHAhaHA
Best moonlighter in the TOWN
plz kill me.
BURGERPANTS@PIZZAPNTS
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BURGERPANTS
@PIZZAPNTS
Best employee of the month - NEVER. N|SFW
Hometown, duh. Katılım Temmuz 2026
22 Takip Edilen16 Takipçiler
- It seems that he doesn't know anything about #SeductiveSunday, but at the request of (̶a̶̶c̶̶t̶̶u̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶, ̶n̶̶o̶ ̶o̶̶n̶̶e̶ ̶a̶̶s̶̶k̶̶e̶̶d̶ ̶h̶̶i̶̶m̶ ̶t̶̶o̶) one of his friends, he decided to post this -
I MIGHT be past my Prime but–
DAMN that's some good STUFF Here 🔥
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UUGH– You know you can STILL clean it UP yeah?
Like, grab this garbage in your HANDS and throw it AWAY
Now go Clean it up before you know why cockroaches CALLED this way Dude
‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞-@0urDr0fS0RR0WS
“It’s not my fault! It was the lazy slob before me!”
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BRO!
Just clean your FUCKING room it's a damn MESS
C'mon now you CAN'T sleep like that
- His room wasn't perfect either, but at least he could fall on his bed after a long shift and drift to sleep in comfort -
‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞-@0urDr0fS0RR0WS
“Hey ladies, wanna go to bed~?” “Well, NO, WE CAN’T! Why?” “MY BEDROOM IS A FUCKING MESS.”
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@GLACIERKNIFE
- He was on his way home after finishing his work shift, and as he tilted his head to light a cigarette, he accidentally bumped into someone -
HEY! Look where you're go–
- He immediately fell silent, looking up and seeing Carol there -
UH– I-I'm SORRY, Mayor.
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@DaDreemurr Hey um LOOK I don't really Want to be the ONE who gets you Addicted to cigarettes BUT it's your Choice. Just DON'T tell Az about it 'kay?
- Ge said, handing them a cigarette and holding out his hand to light it. -
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@PIZZAPNTS * Kris has not smoked before . . However they kind of want to try . . *
“ No I haven’t smoked before but . . is it alright if I smoke with you? “
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Hey! Krissy Kris Cross!
- He shouted, running up to them with a cigarette between his teeth. -
Dude! I heard your bro's back in town. Is that true???
- He added "Damn, I missed Azzy. Pathetic. " almost to himself -
KrissyKrismas@DaDreemurr
* dog tails . . . *
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- You see him take an empty paper cup and pour soda into it. After that, he closes the cup with a plastic lid and gives it to you, along with a straw -
Yeah Yeah don't worry I'm being Damn RUDE All the time so I Understand
‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞-@0urDr0fS0RR0WS
“…” “…soda would be really nice right now, thank you, BP.” “And sorry, just…shit has not been great.”
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- He gave you a strange look, raising one eyebrow -
DUDE rude as Fuck since I'm a cat too
But DAMN yeah that sounds Ass
Want Some icy soda Or something?
‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞-@0urDr0fS0RR0WS
“GOD I WISH THEY WERE FIGHTING, BUT NOOOOO, THEY LOVE TO FUCK AROUND WITH ME AT THREE IN THE MORNING.” “Can I even call them my neighbors??? They didn’t even originate from this fucking planet!” “THEY’RE CATS FOR GODS SAAAAKE!” [-He is mentally not well-]
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- He pulled out one of the earbuds and looked at you -
Were they, like, Fighting or What?
‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞-@0urDr0fS0RR0WS
“…morning people.” “Guess who couldn’t sleep due to my fucking neighbors?”
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- Today was his turn to work in the kitchen. Although he hated his job with all his heart, he even enjoyed kneading pizza dough to his favorite playlist. He hummed as he rolled out the dough. -
I'm your BIGGEST Fan I'll follow You 'till you LOVE Me
Papa-PAPA pizza
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@DaDreemurr THANK you Kris.
- He huffed and reached into his pocket for a pack of cigarettes, while looking at you with slightly raised eyebrow. -
You DON'T Smoke tho do You?
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@PIZZAPNTS * Kris put their hands up harmlessly *
“Okay okay my bad- I’ll let him know don’t worry. “
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//this is the greatest thing i have ever seen
BURGERPANTS@PIZZAPNTS
Wanna see WHAT Those hands CAN Do?! DOUBLE Pepperoni pizza, DOUBLE cheeseburger and a Pack of FRENCH fries it IS, AHHahhHAhaHA Best moonlighter in the TOWN plz kill me.
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@DaDreemurr Ok Kris SHUT UP now–
- He clenched his fingers in front of himself, looking really pissed. That's when he gasped one last puff of his cigarette and huffed -
Just tell him to go to ICE-E's or something tomorrow, 'kay?
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@PIZZAPNTS “ I’m . . Not 100% sure honestly . . “
* Kris looked around, maybe if he was lucky Asriel would be around. . No such luck. *
“ You do know you can miss my brother right? It’s not an inherent bad thing- “
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((on god a peak burger/pizzapants face claim holy shit
BURGERPANTS@PIZZAPNTS
Wanna see WHAT Those hands CAN Do?! DOUBLE Pepperoni pizza, DOUBLE cheeseburger and a Pack of FRENCH fries it IS, AHHahhHAhaHA Best moonlighter in the TOWN plz kill me.
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@LikeTotalCatty - He stared after her in a daze and when he thought she had left, BP went outside to smoke in front of the restaurant. Then he took out a cigarette and, seeing her like that, said to himself -
What a BITCH she is, I thought she would AT LEAST Share it all with Bratty.
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@PIZZAPNTS "Thankkkssssss~"
She would walk out of her store making sure to walk in a way that made her ass sway extra seductively before plopping herself in the alley right next to the store devouring the food brutally leaving almost nothing left
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Ladies!
I know you're STARVING but I'm saving myself for Pizzarina, 'kay?
Hold your pretty horses!
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@DaDreemurr Ugh– Well, ok, YEAH we were friends, we hung out together and so on BUT! That doesn't mean I missed AZ ok???
- He huffed out a cloud of smoke, feeling his lungs itching -
Though, Where's he?
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@PIZZAPNTS 𑣲. “ Quick Kris say y- “
“ Well no but yknow . . You guys were good friends and all !”
* Kris pinched their arm, -1 hp to the SOUL *
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@DaDreemurr Damn I need to come See him or Somethi–
HUUHH?!!??!
- He yelled out loud, almost dropping his cigarette on the ground -
Dude, the FUCK?! Of course NOT, do I look Like some DORK???
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@PIZZAPNTS “ Oh hey- “
* Kris’ train of thought about having a tail poofed. .aw. *
“Uh yeah. Azzy just came back recently. Did you like miss him or something? “
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@LikeTotalCatty - Since it's fast food, even by himself, he made it all up quickly enough. After bringing the bag of her order, BP rang the bell and placed it on the counter, saying -
Your order is READY! Bon appetit, come back to MTT's AGAIN!
- The smell of oil was coming from his clothes -
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@PIZZAPNTS Catty would giggle to herself as she waited, her stomach grumbling a bit, her master plan had worked, man now she wished she had asked for dessert she could really go for a few cookies right now
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⠀⠀⠀⠀（⠀✱⠀𝕾𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎，𝕱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓴。 ）
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@LikeTotalCatty Catti you ordered THREE–
- He was on the verge of a breakdown, but after that gentle kiss on the cheek, he calmed down and blushed slightly as he clicked all those buttons -
Please wait a Moment and pick up your order at the COUNTER
- He left for the kitchen, very pleased -
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@PIZZAPNTS "YAY!!! Could I get 2 chicken sandwiches with it to make all 6 of those meals? Bratty is like. . . REALLY hungry!"
She would smile her usual cute smile, jumping as her chest wobbled just a bit, a bit of blush filling her cheeks as she kissed their cheek as a thank you
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