SKEPTICAL DETECTIVE🔍🔸

// strawpage pigiograves.straw.page too tired to put any effort into this

[Gio is currently in the bathroom, standing in front of the mirror. He seems to of been checking himself for visitor signs, although he got distracted. He’s now examining a certain spot in his earlobe. It’s hard to tell whether he’s drunk or not this time.]

@sunglassedfoe “Type of person to own rat” …hm, I’m not sure what that means exactly, but I’ll take it as a good thing. Ha! I love that. Maybe if things like that happened at my old highschool I would’ve paid attention to things other than my studies!

@PIgiograves You would be the type of person to own a rat, wouldn't you? I had a friend in high school who owned one. Always brought it to school with him to terrorize people. Purely for fun, but I knew it was only chasing people because it wanted attention.

Hah. I had a dog when I was younger, yes. We rescued her when she was only a few months old— pittie named Blanca. Lived till' I was about 18 n' passed due to heart complications. Sweetest dog you'd ever meet, suppose her heart was too big for her body. ...Photo attached.

@sunglassedfoe Couldn’t have been my pets! I didn’t keep very many, but when I did they were always rats. I’ve had quite a few over the years. A lot of people aren’t aware of this for some reason, but they’re actually very friendly!

@PIgiograves She *was* adorable, wasn't she? Only natural I talk about her like it too. Though I'm willin' to bet most pet owners praise their companions, even if they ain't the friendliest.

// try not to be gay challenge impossible

// tried to make Gio in the new tomodachi life demo and now I’m realizing how odd his design is why did I make him like this

@SAY_CH3ESE // I can’t rp or anything today because I’ll be busy but yayaayaya

@PIgiograves // me! (i dont do anything)

// laallalalla who do I interact with….

@MobsterInaSuit ….? Really going all in on the whole dog thing, huh? That’s… odd.

[He’d growl back]

// me after making my 50th gio alcoholism post

[he says through labored breaths. As if he wasn’t doing that already. The only way to describe Gio in this moment is… utterly pathetic.]

[Gio barely even has the strength to stand up. The ceiling was spinning, and it was as if every bad thought decided to torment him at the same time. He was swimming in despair.] “At this rate.. I really will start destroying myself..” /3

[Gio stumbles over to the bathroom in a hurry, cursing under his breath as he does so. He steps inside, beelining to the toilet while not bothering to close the door behind him. On cue, he starts puking, almost violently. /1

@Gods_timidangel …it’s alright. I don’t expect anyone to comfort me anyway. You don’t need to bother with me, these are my problems to dwell on.

@PIgiograves ..I'm Sorry. 😿💔

Im honestly grateful that I have been unable to contact my mother, and that she can’t come see me. I couldn’t face her. Not with the absolute failure of a man I’ve become.

// I am once again begging for gimmicks

babe… u hardly touched my last nerve, are u ok?

@Gods_timidangel …not very helpful.

@PIgiograves Uhm Because I Believe That You Aren't That Much Of A Failure.. I'm Sure She Still Cares Uhm For You 🙏💟

Doesn’t even matter! The world is ending, Im stuck in this fucking looney bin thousands of miles away from home, the only familiar face here is HIS, and.. .. fuck, I wish Beatrice was here right now.

// I have no post ideas SIGHHHHHHHHHH