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@atrupar But when both are terrorist regimes? Now who do we believe?

ABC: Iran still says no negotiations are taking place. So how do explain that discrepancy? LEAVITT: I think the American people are smart enough to not take the word of a terrorist regime

@Franklin_Graham Does King Jesus do houseboat parties? Pants undone and all, bless him

No kings, but one—King Jesus! He’s the King of kings and the Lord of lords, and the Bible tells us that at the name of Jesus one day every knee will bow, and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord!  And He’s coming back. Are you ready?

@GuntherEagleman Jesus God Dam Moutherfucking Christ, stop shoving religion down our throats, my parents did and haven’t been to a church since a wedding or funeral because I had to, fuck

🚨 Press Secretary just dropped it perfectly “In this Holy Week, President Trump and the First Lady are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!” ✝️

@SpeakerJohnson Sounds like war criminal problems

On this Palm Sunday, President Trump shared his letter from Franklin Graham explaining the only path to Heaven is through Jesus, our Savior.

@nypost What you’re saying is her dad supplied Tiger with the drugs he was on and wouldn’t take a drug test to protect him because of his dad’s power? Maybe I’m reading between the lines

Kai Trump was miles away at Miami Open during Tiger Woods crash trib.al/cFVy170

Were you banging on the sofa?

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Like he took Nick Shirley’s virginity last night

How does this selfie Benny Johnson posted make you feel?

@Acyn Now “The Donald” will be forced to call the election rigged, his and his family that also voted by mail votes were changed in the process since their candidate got their ass handed to them

Trump: I used a mail in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States, I did a mail in ballot for Florida because I felt I should be here. Reporter: But you were in Palm Beach

@WhiteHouse I see data centers on your former farm, you listening

Generational farmers and ranchers thank President Trump: "For the first time in my lifetime, we have a president who is willing to listen to our issues directly." 🇺🇸

@GuntherEagleman @nickshirleyy Until he goes to a red state with his little act and shows what he’s talking about is both red and blue it’s just more far right propaganda, invite him to your red state Gunny and go with him doing the same shit he’s doing in blue states

BREAKING: Nick Shirley just delivered a HISTORIC speech at CPAC and he made sure they knew the TRUTH. Well worth the watch. Huge props to @nickshirleyy for EVERYTHING that he's done. He even received a STANDING OVATION as he exited. PATRIOT

@o2ajdd22 @IvankaTrumpRV2 If it’s what she knows from her time with Epstein and Maxwell she thinks it’s 13 year old girls and boys

@IvankaTrumpRV2 Probably she knows what men like the most. She is a matured woman who knows what men enjoy the most. Kudos to her. Do you agree?

Ladies, a genuine question out of pure curiosity: Why does First Lady Melania Trump never, ever wear stockings, on any occasion, in any weather, with any outfit? Really, never, never, never Does anyone know the reason? 🇺🇸👠

@IvankaTrumpRV2 Thought that was “the Donald’s” fucking hand with better makeup

@SpencerHakimian We’ve wanted that for over a decade already

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE DOESN’T WANT A STUPID PRESIDENT

@SecKennedy @DrOzCMS No cure for the heroin throat?

At HHS, we reject the idea that our health system is too broken to fix. Today, @DrOzCMS and I are announcing a new Healthcare Advisory Committee—top experts from across the country coming together to provide insight on how to cut costs, reduce red tape, and put patients first. Real reform starts now.

@nicksortor @bennyjohnson How small is Bad Benny? Barely taller than the little Nazi

🚨 BREAKING: The crowd at CPAC just gave retired Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino a STANDING OVATION when he was brought on stage by @bennyjohnson “We love you Greg!” “THANK YOU GREG!” 🇺🇸 We the people DEMAND mass deportations!

@nicksortor @bennyjohnson Thought “the Donald” would have gotten him a pair of Forshiems with lifts like his for the big event

@nicksortor @bennyjohnson Couldn’t someone have gone to an army surplus store and get him a costume like the one he had to turn in?

@Acyn Now that you took it 3 times we would like to see “The Donald “ take it live for the fourth time just to stick it to the Americans that don’t believe him, pay per view it’ll be huge!

Trump on Cognitive Test: But I aced it. I got them all right… President Obama, he wasn't a smart man. I know all about him. He wasn't a smart man. Highly overrated.

@Jim_Jordan From just doing their job monitoring Russia

President Biden's FBI spent its time spying on: -President Trump -Susie Wiles -Kash Patel -Members of Congress -Parents at school board meetings -Catholics Now, the FBI is focused on real criminals.

@factpostnews And your drunk brother

Fox News: How do you deal with people who might be disappointed because they voted for you on the assumption of no wars? Trump: Well, I have to do something in terms of making America great and keeping America great. My uncle was a great professor at MIT. He really got it. He was a highly respected man. He was there for 41 years at MIT.