Penny Kowers

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Penny Kowers

Penny Kowers

@PKowers

Hall Of Fame Pitcher in the PBE, the best in league history. Awesome Dude. Hates cats. Humanitarian. I also run the Detroit Demons. #FKVAN

Wherever TF i wanna be Katılım Mayıs 2018
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Penny Kowers
Penny Kowers@PKowers·
20 years ago, the VAN mascot poisoned me and I almost died. Nobody bats an eye. Fast forward to now, and people are furious at someone saying “NOLA is a good team” and calling someone sweetheart. This is why we shouldn’t give everyone a trophy when they’re 3. #PBESim #FKVAN
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
Final vote tallies were in: Six write-in votes for Penny Kowers to be elected President. Not bad considering I didn’t even try. #PBEsim
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
Man, I remember when the PBE was a tough league. I had a mascot poison me for F’s sakes. Now if you say like “holy Christmas!” You get a two week ban for not mentioning everyone other religion or something. We, no, they got soft. Very soft. #PBESim #MaybeItsTimeToMakePBEFunAgain
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Penny Kowers
Penny Kowers@PKowers·
Amazing. These kids in Detroit actually listen to the greatness that I spit at them, and we’re defying projections. 12-11? I’ll take that. Better than DVS? FK yeah. #pbesim
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
I don’t like to give credit like, ever. BUT IM FEELING CRABBY TONIGHT. #PBEsim
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
Man we suck. I might have to come out of retirement. #pbesim
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
@brentolomew @PBE_Vandals This little nobody out here talking smack like the entire franchise didn’t cry when I left you guys. Obviously the GM made a mistake, that’s why they replaced that clown. Talk your smack, but remember that you’re a #NeverWas. Have fun not winning another World Series. #PBESim
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Brent O Lomew
Brent O Lomew@brentolomew·
@PKowers You're right, we've earned that hate and jealousy. We're not rebranding, we're reloading you old sack. Too bad you were too busy falling off the edge and having to limp your way to the finish line to notice. Should've stayed a @PBE_Vandals old man. #hasbeen #wannabe #PBEsim.
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
Rumors abound that Vancouver might rebrand because people don’t like them. Get tough losers. You’re a tent pole franchise for our history. You’re not allowed to change. You earned that hate. It’s jealousy. Except mine. Mine is real. #NoChanges #PBESim
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
@ABentleyPBE You can’t be my rival since you’ll never be on my level. I know a lifetime of “everybody gets a trophy” day made you feel entitled, but it’s the only ‘title’ you’ll end up winning. #PBESim
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Providence Crabs
Providence Crabs@ProvidenceCrabs·
Well that was a good start #PBEsim. That said @PKowers we know you miss us, but really, copying our field design? A simple letter would have done.
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Providence Crabs
Providence Crabs@ProvidenceCrabs·
@PKowers Maybe, but I did love the "P" behind home plate dedicated to us. It was a nice touch. #PBEsim
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Penny Kowers@PKowers·
@1Expansionteam I appreciate your badassery, that’s why I’ll go in the HOF as a Space Ranger. I’m happy to report Wooloo has been found, it appears a mysterious ‘visa issue’ cleared itself up in record time. #FoundWooloo #PBESim
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