Philip “Birdman” Kruz

Happy Thanksgiving. Go Pack Go.

@BBNismylife “You got Hidden Valley?” kys dude

@powerbottomdad1 Feel this

no one is looking out for the 6'3 upper middle class white boy. they're all alone in this world

@johnson_jo35332 One of my friends told me him and his crew once jumped one of those clowns and beat the clown up… can’t believe I believed that back in the day

Sitting at work just thinking about how in 2016 there was killer clowns just walking around in woods near my house. What was that about?

@Francoknowsball @Dawgystyle72006 Stray

@Dawgystyle72006 Auburn

My buddy has worn the same poncho shirt for three days in a row. Any guesses on what school he goes to?

@nocontextmemes @ronnie_tookay

@johnson_jo35332 Jerkin in my pants and shi

Anybody else helicopter a little bit before pissing next to men?

@BartBigThunder Opioid pandemic is an interesting topic tho…

@ilovelamar502 I’ll fund it

App Idea: you enter a player/ team into along with an edit format and some AI produces an edit. This is the future.

@BartBigThunder No way

Happy summer fellas #birdmansurvived

@dickie_bailey1 @NUCLRGOLF Cap

@NUCLRGOLF 190 yeah that’s right I spank the golf ball anyone gonna do anything about it?

@J1mmerFredette 100% agree

Miller lite is the bottom tier light American beer

@KanyeWasted Airball take here

Yellow pow > Blue pow

Undisputed GOAT of the jelly bean world?

@KanyeWasted @coldcallsniper Hell nah

@coldcallsniper Golden scar below the millers

Golden scar

Back in hometown… can’t beat it man

@johnson_jo35332 Fatahh… looks amazing though ngl

Thought the gummy was 20 not 200… Recipe - whipped cream base -cut strawberries and put on the cream -throw some raspberries on -peanut butter spread -Nutella spread ❤️ -granola -honey - more whipped cream (not necessary)

@longwangaggies This is my boy @Francoknowsball, he’s chill tho

Guess the TAMU frat #shrink

@BBNismylife Nope.