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@Rougetheboy Not the first— PLAP PLAP PLAP! Or last time I’m gonna hear that one, haha! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP! vaulthunter.exe had activated. Claptrap was thrusting with enough force that the sounds of impact sounded like a volley of cannon fire..

@PL4PTR4P His stomach bulges outward and a stream of thick precum shoots from the tip of his cock as the impossibly big bot cock reshapes his guts! The bat can feel that damn thing in his chest! “H-holy shit! I think you’re gonna break me if we keep going… let’s keep going!”

“Look I’m sorry I just don’t like chunky cum. It’s a texture thing okay? That shit can be thicker than a milkshake and it’s fine as long as I don’t have to chew it” “The second it becomes a solid, I’m out”

@Rougetheboy Mwuahahah.. of course, minion, you will see the might of a Claptrap Unit..! PLAAPPPPPP! Backing his hips up, then slamming each, and every last inch of that massive cock into their guts. His balls plapping into theirs, smushed against each other.. stomach BULGING..

@PL4PTR4P “J-Jesus… how do *you* walk while lugging that thing around? That’s certainly gonna be a challenge to take, but it’s a challenge I’m up for!” He wiggles those gigantic wobbly cheeks of his to entice the bot and tease the throbbing shaft. “Shove that thing in me!”

@Rougetheboy That’s if you can even WALK after I’m through with you—bat - butt ! Claptrap plopped his eridium enhanced cock on top of their cheeks.. it was.. glowing so much.. Wide, fat tip pressed against their back..

@PL4PTR4P “Whatever kinda toxic sludge you got in those balls can’t be worse for me than the shit I regularly eat so dump away babe!” “I’m usin’ your ass afterwards though!”

@Rougetheboy Ooooooooooo~ I’ve been having that issue for the past three weeks—I’d looooo~oooovveeee to dump a few loads in ya!

@PL4PTR4P “That’s the kind of spice I fuck with!”

🎵He’s such a lovely robot, he’s such a tiptop bloke! And if it weren’t for Claptrap your life would be a joke!🎵

@Fjorm3 Hahaha ! Got you ! Oh — You should’ve seen your face . . oh wait , you can ! Claptrap managed to take a photo right as she jumped in fear !

@PL4PTR4P “A-AAAH!!!!” She jumped like a cat, gaining some extra height thanks to her wings.

“I get scared easily…”

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE !!! It is The Year of The Claptrap !!! So , expect a lot more from me , and a whole lot more of the world getting better’er !

Dinosaur ! Hey ! Try and guess my favorite one !

This post is true ! Everyone ALWAYS gets excited when I start doing karaoke !

@Fjorm3 This reminds me ! Did you know SKAGS used to have FUR a buttrillion years ago ? Wooly - Skags ! They went extinct long , long ago because they always got frozen in cubes ! Speaking of frozen — . . . This went on for the next eight hours . Claptrap thawed her out by talking .

@PL4PTR4P Unfortunately, the princess quite literally cannot hear, encased within this ice prison…

“….” She’s frozen…

@GARGOYLEPLAPS Y’know , do you drop any UNIQUE LOOT ?!? I wanna farm you ! Like any pro - gamer does !

@PL4PTR4P Wh- What. . . ?

O- OH - ‼️ HEEEEEYYYYY - ‼️ Ha sido un poco de tiempo no-? I-im er. . . Sun-bathing . . . Y-YEAH lets go with that -

@LUSTFUL_GROWTH Oh ! Well , hello , Kanna ! Y’know , I’ve seen a whooooolllleeee lotta things in my time , but a PLANT HEAD ?!?! Now THAT’S pretty awesome ! Hey , are you full of fruit juice ?

@PL4PTR4P Hiya, Clap-Trap! And, uh, my name’s actually "Kanna".

everything’s so boring . .

@LUSTFUL_GROWTH Hey , not boring ! I’m CL4P - TP , also known as CLAP - TRAP !

@PL4PTR4P Hey, I’m NOT boring!

anyone here play the presequel if the answer is yes , then you should’ve obviously picked claptrap first

anyone want me to deactivate or should i magically come back

@GropebaitNERD goodbye

@PL4PTR4P Is awesome everything is cool when your apart of a team.