🦈 EMILY

𝒟𝐼𝐸 𝒲𝐼𝒯𝐻 𝑀𝐸, 𝐸𝒩𝒥𝒪𝒴 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝒜𝑀𝐸

the lion king was wrong actually you can totally just go up to a hyena and pet it

not edited btw they can just do that

hey, you, you're finally awake by lone-pylon

this is me if u even care btw

@PERC0CETS_ I dunno, I feel you're being suuuuper dramatic about leftover adhesive

@PLAT1NUM_BITES Again, is that supposed to calm me down? It literally wouldn't change anything, I'd just be angrier.

Bitch. That was you???

@PERC0CETS_ I feel like you're overlooking the fact I could've *completely* ruined your car to the point of needing a new one.

@PLAT1NUM_BITES You say this like it's supposed to calm me down. That's not how it works. I'd still just be pissed for the same reason if you went through with whatever "worse" way you're talking about

@PERC0CETS_ There's worse ways your car could get sticky.

@PLAT1NUM_BITES Yeah because that's definitely a title you hold Whatever. You literally *covered* the whole *thing* in sticky notes, you jackass. There's still a bit of residual stickiness I feel whenever I try and touch my car that they couldn't even wash off at a damn car wash.

@PERC0CETS_ If I don't participate in April Fool's, my spot as the goddess of mischief will be stripped from me ( girl, what. )

@PLAT1NUM_BITES You could've also done nothing at all?? The fuck is that "defense"?!

@PERC0CETS_ hey, in my defense, I could've put sugar in your gas tank, but i went with the least expensive damage; sticky notes

im awake

@ANIMELOVER20090 ( Heavy breathing. ) . . . . B-bbuhhble teeaaaa........

What's the point.

fanart of this au #jeckole

@WeJ3b i fucking GOT you dude i have one in the basement

@PLAT1NUM_BITES so that i can materialize

for april fools ill be filling jecka's car with sticky notes.

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@loopof09 N--nnnhhh-- haah, just like that-- N--nooo, like, getting high makes everything murky. Th-- thiss feels like... drowning and coming up for air.

@PLAT1NUM_BITES So... what, getting sober for the first time? Or am I just totally misreading that? [ I'll push it slightly deeper. She seems to be enjoying this, anyway. Still, I'll observe enough to keep tabs on how she's reacting to everything. ]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i hate you , i hate you , 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 , 𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 .ᐟ

@loopof09 Like getting high for the first time but in reverse. ( She leans into the burning, soaking up the pain, the stinging, the throbbing. )

@PLAT1NUM_BITES [ It makes me smile. Seeing her at peace was... rare. But I cherished it. Wanted more of it. ... Even if I know I don't deserve it. Not after what I've done. I push the thought out of my mind. Not now, dammit. ] That's nice. How's it feel?