Paul Martin

Backpack Edit @AbelMusie @jijsoccer

Going to White Panda at the Fillmore as a dmv teenager in the mid 2010s

Wonder if our grandparents could comprehend in the future you could watch dudes totally rizz up huzz w ray bans glasses

Bump

Sipping on Josh in Acela business class rn. Have come to understand this is the closest I’ll feel to when Drake was in the missoni room at the Byblos.

Born to listen to Aja by Steely Dan, forced to go to work

Nice trip down memory lane for peak Mad Max

@Bryan_Armetta Yanks need to sign Jason Giambi in the offseason

This was a disappointing and completely predictable Yankees disaster. Credit Toronto for doing what it took New York a decade to (not) figure out: hit with RISP, play hot bats instead of favorites. Their problems go beyond Boone, but a new manager is desperately needed.

Watching the scrub daddy shark tank pitch just to feel something

Just ate a whole bag of spinach like I’m Popeye fr

Wow, can’t believe your phone just blasted the audio from that video you were trying to watch. You really thought you were watching something in private just to get completely blindsided by the volume being turned all the way up. You came across as an utter moron right there.

Randomly thinking about how quiet Travis Scott initially made NAVs verse on Yosemite

@scott_long5 @PFN365 Did @connor_kpat help you write this?

The Raiders brought in John Spytek and Pete Carroll and got much younger in 2025. Here is the list of the 10 youngest players on their roster @PFN365 profootballnetwork.com/raiders-younge…

Damn bro everyone’s fucking with the aux I’ve been playing. Feel like I really matched the vibes the group is going for. Oh what’s this song you ask? The Spins by Mac Miller

No one tells you how to move the junk drawer when switching apartments

“I’m going to take the recycling out today” - me on a day where I don’t take the recycling out

@Bryan_Armetta @DKSportsbook Jason Giambi first HR of the day was an interesting choice

MLB Opening Day picks on @DKSportsbook: dknetwork.draftkings.com/2025/03/27/mlb…

I don’t think I could devote 20+ hours to watching a show like Severance but I could spend 20+ hours watching a baked Action Bronson eat food on YouTube

@Bryan_Armetta The big east will fall this year mark my words

March Madness Thursday picks (early slate) Creighton ML +130 High Point Purdue U153.5 VCU ML +114 Gonzaga -6.5

Liking a song on Spotify right before it ends is like when judges on The Voice would press their button at the last second and that stupid chair would turn around and everyone would go crazy

Damn I was 4 legs away from hitting my 5 leg parlay