Punished NBeebs04

This G.K. Chesterton quote I return to weekly

@meowwrl Purple

happy birthday hitler

I don't usually go to strip clubs, but last night I found myself in a peculiar situation at a buddies bachelor party. One of the guys had a $20 bill, and when the dancer came over, he licked it and stuck it to her butt cheek. Not to be out done, another friend pulled out a $50, called her back, licked it, and stuck it to her other butt cheek! Then, a third friend pulled out a $100, and I was getting nervous, but thankfully he just did the same thing, and stuck it on her cheek. Then, the stripper suddenly raced over to me, wanting me to outdo the hundred. I was so embarrassed, everyone was watching me. My heart was pounding and my mind was racing. What could I do I thought? Then, my instinct kicked in, so I pulled out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack, grabbed the $170, and left.

The Hungry Caterpillar wept for there were no more worlds to conquer

@meowwrl Is it the Misato Katsuragi part?

@meowwrl The girl that I am currently talking with, another one that I was in love with for many years, and Misato Katsuragi

>Tucker Carlson launches publishing company >Promises to "bypass the censors" >Exclusive access to the most banned books in history >The literature they don't want you to read >Underground forbidden knowledge >It's Russell Brand

“There is a world elsewhere.”

The globalists are powerless against this

@PalmyrPar I fucking knew it! It's those god damn potato munchers!

The gingers have infiltrated the right wing sphere, what the fuck is going on

Rt this to completely discombobulate a libtard

"So Anon... On your application, for race you marked other..." "..." "And you wrote in 'Saxon.' Could you elaborate on that?" "No."

Unsere verräterische Politikerkaste hat keine Antwort darauf

Liberals are scrambling to explain this but they simply can’t. It has left them totally demoralized. Keep it up!!