President Squidward Tentacles
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President Squidward Tentacles
@POBB2025
13th President of Bikini Bottom. Non-Government account is @LocalSquidward. Tweets from former presidents will NOT be deleted, for archival purposes. PARODY
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The council is working VERY HARD to address this.
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🚨BREAKING: The investigation into Bikini Bottom food contamination has found it all originates from a large farm located in rural Kelp Bottom! This farm is used heavily by restaurants but doesn’t properly keep its livestock and crops hygienic, resulting in food poisoning.
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For my first act of my 4th term, I have instituted the FULL and COMPLETE pardon of Ethan Cod.
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Every tweet below this was President Gary. From now on, President Squidward tweets from this account.
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get to keep your position.
To all Bikini Bottomites, I love you all.
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To the people of Bikini Bottom.
I will miss being President, but I am very excited to be handing the position over to one of the most successful presidents of our history.
To VP Greg Heffley, it has been an honor to serve as President alongside you, and I'm ecstatic that you
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The Perchara Group has officially brought Bikini Bottom into their ongoing situation with Saint Nemaland. Bikini Bottom Forces will work tirelessly to see if our result is faulty, but if this was carried out my the PG, Bikini Bottom will fight to protect our nematode citizens.
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A terrible tragedy happened on New Years in a nematode-heavy city in Bikini Bottom. Several suspects, currently being investigated to be a part of the Perchara Group, set many hidden pest nematode-grade traps. Several non-primitive nematodes were found trapped and several killed.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Bikini Bottomites! As I follow this tradition, I'd like to pardon this Thanksgiving scallop, Clammy. To everyone, enjoy your dinner tonight, and be thankful for everyone in your lives.
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🚨BREAKING🚨: President Gary has pardoned his scallop which he named “Clammy.” This is the second year of this ongoing tradition for presidents of Bikini Bottom during thanksgiving.
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This is completely unacceptable behavior from our country's healthcare system.
Keep this family in your prayers, as I promise our administration will work hard to bring an end to this major issue in our healthcare.
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🚨BREAKING🚨: A family's son has recently passed away from an illness after his scheduled free appointment at a local hospital was repeatedly delayed. The story has gone viral on social media, with many expressing frustration toward the current healthcare system in response.
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This is an awful hate crime against the nematode population by the Perchara Group, we hope that Saint Nemaland authorities apprehend the suspects for this awful crime. My condolences to the victims' families who have to deal with the worst end of this awful hate crime.
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🚨UPDATE🚨 13 victims have been identified: All are nematodes 11 were Saint Nemaland citizens 2 were Bikini Bottom Citizens
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I'm excited for the next 6 months, as I hope you Bikini Bottomites are too. I love every citizen of this amazing country, as I promise to bring an even better future for every one of them. (4/4)
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dedication he put into this country the past year. He survived an assassination attempt, and came back to work shortly after to help more citizens with his proposals. That's genuine dedication. I hope to carry on that legacy, that dedication. (3/4)
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Thank you, to the people of Bikini Bottom, for getting out there and voting! I am immensely grateful that once again, I have been elected President of Bikini Bottom. As the former 9th and current 12th President in Bikini Bottom’s history, I hope to get down to business,- (1/4)
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It's crazy being President, and Head Coach of the Clams, Jellyfishes, and Barnacles.
To celebrate, reply for some presidential head
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Every tweet below this was President Squidward. From now on, President Gary tweets from this account.
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Bottomites: you are living proof of the dream our country was built upon. Treat your neighbors with love and care for every soul.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you, fellow citizens, and farewell.
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civil. Stay engaged, and we will continue to flourish as a democracy.
To the president-elect, Gary Wilson Jr.—congratulations. It was a pleasure having you as Vice President, and I am confident you will serve our nation with honor. Leave a legacy.
As a final note, to all Bikini
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11/9/25
Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom, after serving as your President, the time has come for me to lay down the burdens of office. Acting as your President for the past year has been the achievement of a lifetime. Never did I imagine that a once-grouchy cashier could
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