CALTROP !! 🎸

. . . . ✷ “𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘦.” ✷ . . . .

// sorry what

my cat choked on a piece of her own furball i cant even use my very funny exclamation marks and CAPITALIZED words for this i am very appalled by how stupid this creature can be

// fuys.. guys i made a strawpage ahhahas look in ym intro hahaha PLEASE

✷ 𝘈𝘙𝘛 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕 𝘙𝘌𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘚 ( 𝘌𝘟𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘚 ) . . fartingtonthesolest.straw.page

. . . . ✷ “𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘦.” ✷ . . . .

✷ 𝘋𝘕𝘐 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘚 . . basic dni criteria dni-criteria.carrd.co i block freely !! i am a minor, do not speak suggestively with me unless we’re close. suggestive stuff with caltrop is fine tho, but ask first. otherwise everyone is free to int w me!!

✷ 𝘈𝘋𝘔𝘐𝘕 . . names sole !! lala im 15 😛 birthday izz 28.2.2011 i really like homestuck and phighting!! but i love a BUNCH of other stuff too dw i am irl equius zahhak truet me on this one im very socially awkward so sorry if i dont interact much with moots!!!

✷ 𝘔𝘜𝘚𝘌 . . - Caltrop - 23 years - 5’10 ft - spawned in playground, lives in crossroads - laidback, cheery, and a bit eccentric - naturally gifted in literature, but doesn’t explore this talent - lazy bum, but can be very intelligent when it’s convinient also ref.

@Scapeg8at_ // OH I DIDJT NOTICE

@PORTLAC__ ISNT MY DISPLAY NAME AN OBVIOUS GIVEAWAY 😭😭😭/nm

// redoing cals intro and making her a strawpage cuz i CRAVEEE. to make request doodles or answer stuff ok

@Scapeg8at_ // BRO WHAT

@PORTLAC__ close enough

@Scapeg8at_ // im gonna take a wild guess and say valk

@PORTLAC__ i know which character to request an art for

@XPLSVPEN @localocto // ion gaf

@PORTLAC__ @localocto // wrong account i think

Making my first limbus/lobotomy Sephirot oc woo... #LobotomyCorporation

@XPLSVPEN because maybe… its TRUE!!!

why's everyone ignoring the shade towards me

@Fractaledsolace actually YEAH,,,,!!!!! :(((( i am not the very CAREFUL type it seems!!! but life goes on after ALL!!! :))

@PORTLAC__ You should be more careful about these things..

this SODA!!! thats been very INNOCENTLY sitting in MY FRIDGE!!!!! tastes really WEIRD….. if i DIE tell PEN shes a LOSER!!!!! :)))

@0Witchinghourz0 of COURSE!!!!

@PORTLAC__ Ah, that's good to hear you're fine..if anything happens, let me know so I could help, if, anything was actually wrong with the soda (；・∀・)

@Fractaledsolace ummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! not sure i mightve felt SOMETHING!!!!!

@PORTLAC__ Was there...like..stuff in it? Mold???

@0Witchinghourz0 PERHAPS!!! but as of NOW i am completely FINE!!!! :))))))

@PORTLAC__ It might've been opened and left there for a few days..that can change the taste a lot

@camera_fangirl MAYBE!!!! turns out i am very OKAY!!!! thank you camera for CARING!! :)))

@PORTLAC__ OH NOOOO maybe u left it open for too much time...?? (,,・д・)