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@lukalovepilled Turn yourself British then just scoff some Vegemite down your thought while riding a kangaroo and watching bluey also wearing one of those Bunnings cork hats then you should spawn a Australian then go ahead and rip out it’s voice box and swap it with yours, there you go

How do I get an Australian accent FAST I got something in the works

@Its_Fenni 1. Toast the bread 2. Put butter on it and just a lil amount of Vegemite 3. Add a slice of cheese 4. Microwave for 30 seconds Done, that’s how I eat it

Are any of my oomfs Austrailian, if so please advise on how to eat vegemite, I've tried on and off over the years and still nearly throw up after 2 bites

I feel better now

FUCK, FUCK YOU OML

@theoriginalb0n What game is this?

" This damn company doesn't pay me for anything, so I decided to join in the nightguards on the shift. " " Shouldn't be that hard. "

@_angelsblo0d Uhhhh I do it while in the shower and put soap in them to sanitise it so then it doesn’t get infected…

is cutting right before taking a shower a bad idea?

@Reismyname2 Cuz us Australians have no barriers to stop our dark humor and basically no humanity

why austrailians so funny

Tried vent art, but failed Edited and original TRIGGER WARNING:blood, sh, #shedtwt #shtwt #ventart #slash

@LemarHawkins So uh I have a theory, we already know toons are made of ichor and blah blah blah but we extract the ichor so then dandy can make the toons for us fore so making the toons for us to buy so the twisteds are just failed clones of the toon, and yea get what I mean? lol sorry

wait why are the toons using their own blood as currency?

Men like boobs to much, I caught a guy staring at my chest the other day (yes I’m secretly female) like what?? If you like boobs that much just get them yourself!

@violettbunnyv 49 kgs!! Trying to get to 40!

EDTWT LEAVE UR APRIL SW HERE !!! Mine is officially ~~ 184.4 I’ll come back and remind u to update at the end of the month :)

@kisou_workshop Thanks man! I’m actually thinking about just walking now… in Australia it’s $3.00 per litre of fuel! (329.22 yen) so pretty hard in this economy but yea! I love old history!!

@PR3TTY_SC3N3 ペストマスクの歴史も解釈は沢山ありますが、現代から振り返るととてもロマンがありますよね！！ 燃料の価格高騰はこちらでも問題になりつつあります… 文化を続けるためにも、どうか平穏に過ごせますように🙏

アメリカの人たちや海外にも ペストマスクが好きな人がいるのか…？

Do you think she knows about my chips and coke

@rainfoxyyyy @thermalmode_ @girlnextadore No he pissed on my mother and ate my whole family right infront of my eyes and committed arson to my house, so I now became a mother and I am Christian and against him. (JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOK-)

@PR3TTY_SC3N3 @thermalmode_ @girlnextadore Did he commit tax evasion or something?

acting like a white christian facebook mom on discord to piss off my friends for april fools

@CeCeAndTheBees @thermalmode_ @girlnextadore It came in a temu pack! Not sure which one cuz it came from a friend

@PR3TTY_SC3N3 @thermalmode_ @girlnextadore Massive fan of robots 2005 where the fuck did you get this sticker?

@thesaturnalien @thermalmode_ @girlnextadore Dealer*

@thesaturnalien @thermalmode_ @girlnextadore Idkkk I got it off a friend but it is fairly small btw but I think temu but if you find an image like it, go to a dearer ship ask for a shop that does custom wraps for cars and they can make u a sticker for your car! :)

@thermalmode_ @girlnextadore AAAAAHHHH IM FAMOUS MAMA

@thermalmode_ @girlnextadore Lowkey wanna give you this sticker non-oomf but I live in Australia and it would be to much to mail it