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@akevittnvg Okay then. Then I will suggest the following movies: Man on Fire (2004) Dredd (2012) A History of Violence (2005) The Fugitive (1993)

@PSneakyCis 雑食だから なんでも見る

この辺りの映画が好き まだまだあるけども

Japanese people out here calling you "friend" and I don't even think they're being ironic or shitty about it.

@sjxqr393 Ooh, Revenge of the Creature. First acting role of Clint Eastwood. Good stuff.

@PSneakyCis My friend, I have built four models of Creature ever. First one was lost but used as a reference for videogame development team.

Dear Friends in America, I once worked at videogame company. I love Universal Monster movies so much, and suggested fighting game of classic monsters. It was called Darkstalkers.

@ssbron_60_84 There's no easy way to overcome those feelings, but forcing a change can sometimes give you enough of a boost to break the cycle. The bad times always come back, but don't let yourself lose sight of the good times in between. And ignore the perverts everywhere.

これが精神疾患の部屋ですよ。もともと私は綺麗好きでだいぶキッチリしてるタイプだけど力が沸かず片付けられなくて散らかってる部屋が嫌でまたストレス溜まってまたまた散らかるんです

@Maguro_Maznaga Honestly? Same. Do you want to be the rock spider or Ryan Gosling in this equation?

あー、プロジェクトヘイルメアリーも早く見なきゃ

@yamanakanobody You guys, a fat witch pretending to be the Statue of Liberty at a protest march nobody gave a shit about, and an independent PC game where you run a 1990s VHS cassette rental shop. That's pretty much it.

今海外では何が流行ってるんだい？

@kyuketusamurai Okay, that's enough Japanese Twitter for tonight.

まだ人間なんだ？ かわいそう こんな楽しい世界、知らないまま…… ねえ、早く噛まれなよ 一瞬だよ？ その後ね―― 笑いが止まらないくらい気持ちいいから🩸

@akevittnvg Your women are posting goth girl porn. We're only human, man.

アメリカって深夜じゃね？ 寝なくて良いのか彼らは

@TsuyotsuyoNeko Sorry, if you want to make your butt bigger, you should touch base with Brazil. They seem to be working on a procedure for that.

おいおい、アメリカの人達よ。 尻込みしてるのかい？ 手本を見せてみてくれよ。 グレートをアゲインするんだろう？ なぁ？ デカい乳！デカい身体(背が高い)！デカい尻だろアメリカは！！！

@himari_tsuki Pretty sure you got eleventy billion new follows in the last 24 hours alone. So good luck with that.

do you like japanese goth baddies ? 日本のゴスバディーはすきですか ?

@combatmedic Yeah, we're getting a lot of that from your side of the world, too. Women are landmines all over.

求婚者の列が地平の彼方に続いてしまうね。

@hoshizorarock Oh, trust me, I feel it. Then I pound on my chest for a few seconds until the feeling goes away. I should probably see a doctor.

食べるな！！ 感じろ！！

@Maguro_Maznaga You're not the boss of me.

そうか、アメリカ人からしたら今から寝る時間か 寝なさい！！！！

@uf59335 The clip comes from the movie "Amadeus." The rival composer Salieri (seen in the gif) is overcome by the sheer genius and beauty of Mozart's compositions, despite his animosity to the man.

アメリカでよく見るこのgif日本で流行らせたいwww

@randomyoko Ever had an ice cream sandwich? They're kind of a staple around here.

I’m curious about this too 👇 🇯🇵 Japanese account: “All I see are American BBQs, but I want to know about American sweets—big ice creams, giant donuts, stuff like that.”

@fuwari0902 Okay. It's easier than you might thing. So... uh... good luck today.

海外の人とネッ友なりたい

I really should be in bed right now. But I'm not.

@janee7489 Holy God, that baby hair. There's nothing like it.

My son was born, everyone says he's ugly, but I know you don't think so, right? ❤️❤️❤️