Phi Okello

Starting to wonder if my fathers part of a coup D'etat in Uganda is trickling through me. I want to revolt (I've wanted to for ages but now seem like it is more apt). Fuck protesting.

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.

Nice Moon

@NosrednehTemple Also, are they doing it in ANY other country?

Is there any concrete evidence that the IRGC are sponsoring attacks on Jewish attacks in the UK, because I haven't seen any?

@flaminhaystacks He’s so cute! Makes me think of that book the 100 year old man that jumped out of the window. He’s an adventurer

My dad got off the bus, then realised he'd left his bag on the bus He started running down the road in hot pursuit A man pulled up in a car, threw open the door & my dad jumped in. They set off after the bus, caught it and my dad got his bag back

All hands to the pump for #SamosaSaturday for @DementiaUK The Charities media team will be present, so look your best, volunteers 😅😍 See you all tomorrow 🧡🙏🏾🐺 justgiving.com/fundraising/mk…

@Ginger_Tucci Damn it!

Neil beat me to the door for the reform councillor. So the man just got a shake of the head and an ‘absolutely no mate’. I’m raging I’ve had my second chance of engaging them robbed from me.

Remind me of what your new phone is please? @TadhgHickey

@hippyygoat “The children” what children? They’re dead or maimed.

YOU WANT HIM TO SHAKE HANDS WITH A COUNTRY WHO HAS KILLED 437 PALESTINIAN FOOTBALLERS SINCE OCTOBER 2023 NO YOUR HANDS ARE DRIPPING IN BLOOD‼️

@London_W4 Carlton Tavern?

This is how you do a grocery shop. You sit in a pub with a glass of wine and get the supermarket to bring it to you. Doing it any other way is bonkers.

@Dashytwo Was it by the fittest boy in year 6 though? No.

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml

@FromN5_ @Tyrese54275942 Like, how do narcissists find me? I guess I’m too stupid, and it’s too late once I’ve worked it out.

for someone that doesn't disturb anyone, I don't understand why people bother me.

@mrsDugskullery Hahahahaa

My friend just said, "Is he actually growing his hair in the shape of one of those tiny hats?"

Phi Meldrew is what I go by

@ThatMexicanOC @sesamestreet

@sesamestreet So now we’re just making up months for anything and everything?

Happy #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth! Join us this May as we honor and celebrate our Jewish American friends and neighbors in our communities.💛💚

@Michaela0w Just like on flights I suppose

More “gender neutral” toilets in universities in the UK. You’d think students would know basic biology before getting to university as there is no such thing as “gender neutral” These toilets put biological females at risk, and it needs to stop!.. Wake up from woke bullshit!

What time did everyone finish work? I’ve never known a train so empty

@Hezbolsonaro They held a vigil for 2 people. Not the third person though.

Wait the dude in england didn't even kill the guys he stabbed? It's been wall to wall coverage for two people INJURED? Oh my god

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 8 year olds? 🤣😂

‘We’re going to have to leave the UK… we’ll just find a new country.’ Caller Yankel, an 18-year-old Jewish man, tells @TomSwarbrick1 he no longer feels safe in the UK after being threatened by children on the street in Golders Green.

i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it

They’ve got armed police people in the fucking station