DAK

the way the broadcast was constantly talking about cuntoriers face off % you woulda thought the canes only won 20% of the face offs

ducks v knights a.k.a the shit v butt series .. got their asses

jarvis feels like he’s fighting everything on the skill line , feels like maybe giving him some shifts on the grind line might get some confidence back ..

id be interested in seeing jarvis on the dad line and ehlers back up with svech and aho .. not necessary but it’d be interesting

I also hold my face when I get tapped on the back of my helmet by a stick… but I do this because I’m a ginormous pussy , not sure why dvorak is doing that . could be unrelated ….

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

@Nixon_Robocop then I have some more posting to do

@PUCKSUCK Buddy if I had to pick my most ass mutual I don’t think you’d make the top three.

door closed: insurance door open: heated rivalry

stankoven is simply too small for the nhl. might be passable in the regular season but the playoffs are just a different beast

I was todays years old when I learned that Caniac and Dak from “CaniacDak” are two different people

happy round 2 everyone I am going to throw up

I am joining the war against jamie benn on the side of the mn wild

(derogatory)

we started calling justin williams “Mister Game 7” because he scored in game 7s so often. consider this a petition to name mcdavid “MR. ELIMINATION”

getting the flyers is either the easiest path to the ECF of all time or the biggest fumble in canes history so let’s buckle up folks lol

pasta has chosen BOS Baby 👍🏼

do you guys think BOS baby of BUF baby will win this game?

Piss Vegass Golden Knights goalie Farter Fhart

this Shit vs Poop series has everything. Crapshots, big shits, shits off the post, etc. . I hope they never wipe!