Paul Varga

Thanks for the memories.

In hindsight it probably wasn't the best that I used @Grammarly so much during my Wheel of Fortune interview.

I would be depressed it's Monday but I watched the new #PeterPanAndWendy this weekend about 3 times, so pretty much anything is less depressing these days.

"Pucker Up" the Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson podcast will end podcasting.

Started a 2nd job as a Fox News primtime pundit. Excited to scare you for my own personal gain!

Favorite activities of Marylanders updated: Getting flag related tattoos Planning a crab bake Talking about finding Roy McGrath and what they'd do with the 20k.

An old #MarylandDay blessing: May your Lance forever hit it's target; May your Maryland Flag tattoo never fade; And may you never speak to Old Bay not being your favorite.

Best thing about #TheMandolarian is the proper fire safety while camping in this week's episode.

@TheKenChilds It truly is perfect. Absence the good company.

Because what’s life without tradition. @PVarga

@Silver_Diner Silver Diner for days...

Silver Diner.

The Hope Diamond is underwhelming. There. I said jt.

The best nugget of knowledge is when someone says "Ah Jersey Mike's where I can get a sandwich like I was in Jersey." And I'm like "Ya hungry idiot it's a sports themed chain."

@CrucialTK @MiloManheim Some great Darth chocolate Vader cake.

@PVarga @MiloManheim Way to solicit birthday tweets. Enjoy! Get some Brusters!

My 7 year old: Dad didn't you say you share your bday with the actor who plays Zed from Zombies? Me: Yeah 7yo: He's more handsome than you. Me: and a better dancer, but I have bigger bags under my. 7yo: Great observation! Happy Birthday @MiloManheim stay young.

@TheKenChilds 36 is a rail trails kind of year

Dear HOA, I would submit my dog's DNA to you but my fear that he is a serial killer from the 70s gives me too much anxiety to do so at this time. Sincerely, Paul

@TheKenChilds After all this time. I will say this. Love the rail trail. Wish there could be a low cost automated transportation solution there too.

Where can I bet "Kid will release a balloon by accident during fly over resulting in a missle strike"? #SuperBowl

Did they bump up this week's #TheLastOfUs because they want to make sure Philly fans are too depressed to riot?

I will say I wasn't prepared for my kiddo introducing herself as @JohnCena to people, followed by a beat and then saying "I'm not really John Cena."