Peter Walter

Time is to come off Twitter for a while. It's been fun but it's no fun any more. Farewell all.

EXCLUSIVE: Jonathan Gullis's Mastermind appearance. The original cut.

When does @MhairiBlack get to be in charge of stuff? 🙌

@GCMAUK Is it aligned correctly?!

The installation will help to ensure continuity of the Postage Stamp experience without compromise, using Huxley Golf Premier Tee Turf 2, the closest all-weather surface to natural grass. huxleygolf.com/news/huxley-go…

⛳️ @HuxleyGolf helps to deliver security of play to the Postage Stamp at @RoyalTroonGC The par 3 eighth hole - the Postage Stamp - on Royal Troon's Old Course might be the shortest hole on the Open rota but it is one of the most revered.

@MikeHarrisGolf People will be moaning about the new hot tub at Sunningdale's halfway hut next!!!

My goodness. The hot air over the work on the Swilcan Bridge. Give your heads a wobble. If you're lucky enough to play the OC just step on to the bridge, have your pic taken & stride on up the 18th knowing you're privileged to walk in the footsteps of Old Tom, Jack & Tiger et al

@MikeHarrisGolf Definitely putting "Walk Faster, Get In The Bar Sooner" on my gravestone!

Lot of chat about 'speed training' from ordinary golfers. Fancy gizmos, 12 week speed plans, numbers on launch monitors. I've embarked on my own 'speed training'. Stop dicking around with practice swings & looking for golf balls you won't find. Walk faster, get in the bar sooner

We are delighted to announce three open competitions this year. Visit wildernesse.co.uk/open_competiti… to enter.

Only managed two!

For those who eagerly await this announcement every year, my course of the year for 2022 is @ThurlestoneGolf. A beautiful setting, infinite stunning views and I even managed to play some half-decent golf! Can’t wait to go back.

@RobGolfBeer Close but no cigar!

@P_S_Walter The bottom end of a loaf of brown bread

What is this? Incorrect answers only!

Note to self on 24/12/23: Prep your veg tonight; don't make the mistake of waiting until the morning!

@FryRsquared The spreadsheet I can forgive but the Yorkshires I cannot! #MerryChristmas

There are two types of Christmas hosts 🌟

@RobGolfBeer Ha! It'll feel boiling at home after this week's -15°c!

@P_S_Walter Free !

Incredible day 1 in #Lapland!

@MikeHarrisGolf Come on...tell us where you are! My money's on a posh club on Pall Mall!

I see your no camera policy and raise it with my 'well cheeky selfie' Becoming quite the non-conformist in my old age

@RobGolfBeer Plenty more where they came from too! How's the snow in the UK?

@P_S_Walter Hah... more black and white photos....!

This is actually a colour photo.

When mini golf goes too far #mrbean 🤣

Arsenal have brought out yet another retro collection.