The Empire of Pabistan

I am extatic to announce that Pabistan is now selling copies of its constitution! Get yourself a copy and support our micronational endeavors! a.co/d/bzHT4Qq #pabistan #micronation

@NewSolaceGov Truly a shame 😤

@Pabistan People gonna say this was faked too🤦smh

WROOOOOOONG

feliz cumpleaños @JayPabX @Pabistan

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We have recently updated our official Imperial Seal! Viva Pabistan! #micronations #pabistan

@slowjamastan Huge ‼️‼️‼️

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Slowjamastan RECOGNIZED by a foreign government... #slowjamastan #micronation #micronations #sovereign #imperialcounty #sultan #sultansea

@slowjamastan President of Slowjamastan AND America? Heck yeah!

Tonight, I've announced my bid for presidency in the 2028 American election. Can I count on your vote? -The Sultan

🚨 BREAKING: Press Conference at Sultan Stands Trial Marvel as The Sultan faces the ultimate indignity—a sham trial over a heinously unjust parking ticket, cruelly slapped onto his diplomatic vehicle while he dared to park on American soil. #slowjamastan #sultan #micronation #parkingticket #porderbatrol #sandiego @CityofSanDiego @SanDiegoPD @SDSheriff @MrTicketCA

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@Molossia Congratulations Molossia!!

@slowjamastan Never back down, NEVER GIVE UP!

Slowjamastan Stands Tall Against Oppressive Parking Enforcement Despots: Showdown in Court Looms, Strains US-Slowjamastan Relations “We're gonna fight this parking ticket, folks. Believe me, our legal team is the best, they'll win big. We're standing up for what's right, no matter how nasty the city's personal attacks get. And let me tell you, the Sultan? The best car-parker ever, nobody does it better!”

@slowjamastan Finally some real news worth watching 😂

🚨 Breaking News 🚨 Today, the Sultan and Chief Porder Batrol Agent descended upon the USA, spreading wisdom and enlightenment to the American masses from the dusty dunes of Palm Springs, California! We can’t wait to see and hear the Sultan and Chief spreading the good gospel of The Motherland. No make-up needed on these handsome devils. 🥵 Tune in to @NBCPalmSprings on Saturday, May 18th at 5:30pm PST for an exclusive peek into the greatness of our nation. Brace yourselves for a breath of fresh air in journalism, courtesy of Olivia Sandusky, the beacon of unbiased truth in a sea of fake news! Finally, a media report that won’t underplay the vital importance of the War on Crocs®. Take that, meddling American media! #slowjamastan #WarOnCrocs #micronation #micronations #palmdesert @PalmDesertGov @PalmSpringsPD @PalmSpringsCA @PalmSprings2Day @oliviasandusky @KidCorona

@slowjamastan @KidCorona Glad to see The Sultan exploring other cultures, surely he’ll visit all countries in the world someday 🤔

Ah, behold the grand spectacle of diplomatic pursuits in the land of the free! Today, a diplomat graced America’s shores, driven not by matters of state, but by the insatiable curiosity of The Sultan and Chief Porder Batrol Agent @KidCorona to sample the exotic delicacy known to North Americans as the “burrito.” Verily, our expectations were not merely met, but surpassed in a culinary odyssey fit for the annals of gastronomic history. #slowjamastan #palmdesert @PalmDesertGov

@slowjamastan Soon the Americans will falter, and Slowjamastan will be free from this tyranny, ¡Viva Slowjamastan!

American parking ticket update: Last month, our dear Sultan received an erroneous parking citation while visiting The American city of San Diego, California. Obviously, our Attorney General swiftly appealed the flawed ticket, hastily issued to our leader by a well-meaning but obviously ill-trained rookie. Last week we learned our appeal was denied, so we march on: Our hearing (and second appeal) is next week. We will take this all the way to The International Court of Justice if need be. They must not underestimate the wherewithal and fury of our mighty nation - we will not be bullied by the American imperialists! ¡VIVA SLOWJAMASTAN! Stay tuned for updates. #slowjamastan #parkingticket #sandiego @SanDiegoAirport @CityofSanDiego @MayorToddGloria @GavinNewsom

Pabistan and The Weiss Lake Republic are officially drafting up an alliance! #micronations #pabistan

@KingdomofHugia 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

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@RepOfMonlania Definitely, I was surprised when the whole conflict ended peacefully.

The #micronation community on Reddit is tearing itself apart, hopefully Twitter is a little bit calmer 😅… #pabistan

@slowjamastan @KidCorona @SanLuisAZGov An international incident! Clearly America’s fault 😂

Ruh-roh. #porderbatrol #sanluis #arizona @KidCorona @SanLuisAZGov