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The Official government account of Pabistan. Member of the League of Independent Nations. Established December 27, 2020.

Pabistan Katılım Nisan 2022
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Tonight, I've announced my bid for presidency in the 2028 American election. Can I count on your vote? -The Sultan
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Republic of Slowjamastan@slowjamastan·
Slowjamastan Stands Tall Against Oppressive Parking Enforcement Despots: Showdown in Court Looms, Strains US-Slowjamastan Relations “We're gonna fight this parking ticket, folks. Believe me, our legal team is the best, they'll win big. We're standing up for what's right, no matter how nasty the city's personal attacks get. And let me tell you, the Sultan? The best car-parker ever, nobody does it better!”
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🚨 Breaking News 🚨 Today, the Sultan and Chief Porder Batrol Agent descended upon the USA, spreading wisdom and enlightenment to the American masses from the dusty dunes of Palm Springs, California! We can’t wait to see and hear the Sultan and Chief spreading the good gospel of The Motherland. No make-up needed on these handsome devils. 🥵 Tune in to @NBCPalmSprings on Saturday, May 18th at 5:30pm PST for an exclusive peek into the greatness of our nation. Brace yourselves for a breath of fresh air in journalism, courtesy of Olivia Sandusky, the beacon of unbiased truth in a sea of fake news! Finally, a media report that won’t underplay the vital importance of the War on Crocs®. Take that, meddling American media! #slowjamastan #WarOnCrocs #micronation #micronations #palmdesert @PalmDesertGov @PalmSpringsPD @PalmSpringsCA @PalmSprings2Day @oliviasandusky @KidCorona
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Republic of Slowjamastan@slowjamastan·
Ah, behold the grand spectacle of diplomatic pursuits in the land of the free! Today, a diplomat graced America’s shores, driven not by matters of state, but by the insatiable curiosity of The Sultan and Chief Porder Batrol Agent @KidCorona to sample the exotic delicacy known to North Americans as the “burrito.” Verily, our expectations were not merely met, but surpassed in a culinary odyssey fit for the annals of gastronomic history. #slowjamastan #palmdesert @PalmDesertGov
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American parking ticket update: Last month, our dear Sultan received an erroneous parking citation while visiting The American city of San Diego, California. Obviously, our Attorney General swiftly appealed the flawed ticket, hastily issued to our leader by a well-meaning but obviously ill-trained rookie. Last week we learned our appeal was denied, so we march on: Our hearing (and second appeal) is next week. We will take this all the way to The International Court of Justice if need be. They must not underestimate the wherewithal and fury of our mighty nation - we will not be bullied by the American imperialists! ¡VIVA SLOWJAMASTAN! Stay tuned for updates. #slowjamastan #parkingticket #sandiego @SanDiegoAirport @CityofSanDiego @MayorToddGloria @GavinNewsom
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