I like to think that she was in therapy to finally overcome this and a day before being fully cured the show made her selfship canon and now she’s mentally ruined for life and has to keep this up to her grave
My Grandpa Was Found Fishing Near A
Pond By A Police Officer. His Bucket Was Full Of Fish.
Cop: "Do You Have A Fishing Permit, Sir?"
Grandpa: "Nope. These Are My Fish -I Brought Them From Home."
Cop: "What Do You Mean You Brought Them From Home?"
Grandpa: "Every Day I Come Here, Let The Fish Swim In The Pond For A Bit, And Then I Call Them Back."
Cop: "You Call The Fish Back?" Grandpa: "Yep. I Whistle, And They Jump Right Back Into The Bucket."
Cop: "Okay Then... Show Me." So Grandpa Calmly Empties The Bucket Into The Pond And Waits.
After A While, The Cop Says, "Well?!"
Grandpa: "Well What?"
Cop: "Aren'T You Going To Call Te Fish
Back?"
Grandpa: "What Fish?
Lehigh set an NCAA record for most runs in the top of the 1st inning…
Here’s how it happened 🤯
HBP
BB
HBP
2 RBI 2B
BB
RBI 1B
HBP
HBP
(Pitching change)
K
BB
RBI BB
RBI BB
RBI HBP
RBI HBP
(Pitching change)
RBI BB
BB
RBI BB
RBI BB
RBI BB
(Pitching change)
Grand Slam
F9
6-3
Final: 38-6
It’s incredible that Judge and Trout are exactly the same age but their primes didn’t overlap at all.
If you combined Trout 2011-2020 and Judge 2021-2026 into one player, that 34 year old player would have 557 HR. And he might have 600 before this season was over.
579 games.
That is how long #Yankees Aaron Judge has had an OPS above 1.114—at 1.116 since April 19, 2022.
Why that 1.114?
That is the career-high mark of Albert Pujols.
🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨
Garrett Crochet just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:
1.2 IP | 9 H | 10 ER | 3 BB | 0 K
BOS @ MIN
That's the 47th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,271+ unique lines on record.