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@LootenantKelly @BigMoneyLorigan @rob_cruess VAMOS señor Spud Toast!!!

. @MichaelONeill39 make a statemènt: "It's a distressing time for me and my family, made all the more difficult as it was my cat's birthday"

. @BigMoneyLorigan make a statemènt: "If any of these young mugs want it, they can get some too!"

Las reportas suggest @BigMoneyLorigan have a muy lóco training ground wrestlemanía con dèfendero @MichaelONeill39

BREAKING NEWS MUCHACHOS: Muy muy crazy, partying striker @BigMoneyLorigan ees a dròpped to la youth team para dos weeks!

Muchas felicidades @paddydix7 on opening his Pablo's account and also to señor @sully0405 who played his 1st match and only got nuts'd once!

@ensor2692 Pablos Playeros soy en muchos agreamentè con Billy el Goât aqui!

'The Spider' Nolan's contract has been terminated with immediate effect. The club wish him the best on his road to recovery from alcoholism

#PablosPlayeros chiefs are in talks with Nike over a major sponsorship deal for the upcoming season

Questions whether 'El Riverman' is ready to make the step up from a mid-table side to the Champions remain despite his surprising confidence

Riverman pleads for the russian owners to "come and get me"

Breaking:Álex "el Riverman" fox proclaims: "I've done my time with GFC and now it's time to move onto bigger and better things with Pablo's"

Pablo accepta no responsibilitad for los personas muerte. However en bueno gesture Pablo provide 2 Cremosa por each familia affected

It has come to Pablo's attencion that 14 personas have died from exhaustion from continuing to dance in celebration of Superliga title

Niall 'the artist' Considine has been on the junket since Pablo's won the cup and he's starting to feel the effects

VAMOS PLAYEROS! @PabloPicanteIRL

Pablos Playeros WILL PLAY FOUR FOUR FACKIN TWO!

@ColonelGetafe1 apologies señors getafe! Bueno suerte en tú finalé #vamos