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JONES.
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@Thwiptacular’s Place. Katılım Mayıs 2025
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Exciting? Sure. Funnier? Not at all.
𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋.@LawWithoutFear
Pro Bono. I’m sure there are other more exciting things for you to sleuth on.
English
“Uh, no. This is confidential. Must be said in person.”
She watches as he stumbles his way out of bed. When’s a good time to tell him she broke his door to get in here? After the tea, probably?
“Have your tea, by all means. I’m telling you after the first sip.”
𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗@IMMORTALFISTS
“Is this the kind of conversation we could have had over the phone, later?” Danny rubbed his face as he threw off the covers and put two feet to the floor. “Preferably after I’ve had some tea?”
English
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No, not at all. I do this for free. You call it pro boner or something.
𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋.@LawWithoutFear
I doubt that anyone paid you to pry into my personal life.
English
“Fair point. The second you call me some kind of brickhead is the second preceding me showing your head actual brick.”
She holds the box out to him, chewing her lip a little. This is totally dorky. She hasn’t done anything so dorky since high school, pre-coma. It’s kind of >
𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹@Thwiptacular
“I’ve learned not to judge a book by its cover, doubly so when it comes to you.” He inspects the shaken set and gives an approving nod. “Very cool, yes. I’m the arbiter of cool, you know, they say I’m King Cool even.”
English
“I was teeing it up, okay? And no, I haven’t built one before. It doesn’t exactly seem my style, does it? It looks cool, though.”
She shakes the box a little.
𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹@Thwiptacular
He blinks. “That wasn’t really a question… Okay, putting aside the urge to make fun of that guy’s terrible hobby for a second, have you ever built one of these before?”
English
Holding up a LEGO Tropical Aquarium box.
“Some dork ‘paid’ me with this for figuring out where his boyfriend was sneaking off to on Friday nights. It was a slam poetry club. I need your expertise.”
𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹@Thwiptacular
No, May, I have to go. No. Yes. I love you too. Bye. Okay, okay, what is it you need to ask me?
English
This is time sensitive, Parker!
Don’t make me throw something at your head, @Thwiptacular!
English
But what was I gonna do? Send him somewhere else? Not my style. I had to see how he was wrapped up in all this, and…okay, noir monologue done.
𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹@Thwiptacular
That’s me. Famously trouble. Move aside, Black Widow, there’s a new spider-themed fatale in town.
English
Trouble from the minute you walked through my door.
𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹@Thwiptacular
You sound like one of those old noir movies. Wait a minute… Does that make me the dangerous set of legs?!
English
If I had a dollar for every time you just ‘met on the job’, I’d have four month’s rent.
It would be, wouldn’t it? Get your mental notepad out. It’s a doozy.
𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋.@LawWithoutFear
There’s nothing going on between us, Jess. We bumped into each other during an operation. Nothing more. But yes. Information would be nice.
English
You know exactly what, sicko. Do you want your info on your client or should I come back when your brain has blood flow?
𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋.@LawWithoutFear
What are you talking about?
English