Micah ***** Parsons

@GreenBayParsons Some say 2020 was worse. But for me nothing will ever top this loss. Still hurts to this day.

We choked 16-0 going into halftime of the NFC Championship game. 21-3 in a Wild Card game could never hurt me 💀

@1ssve Old boss once threatened to blow a customers head off with her gun. Same manager fired another employee for calling a customer a bitch.

A coworker of mine got fired for being 4 minutes late three times. The manager who fired her showed up late to the meeting where he fired her.

@KillaKreww "I knew" yet you accepted to go on the roast knowing Tony was gonna be there. Go be annoying somewhere else.

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

@PlayStation Ps5 era has been great. 0 games, couldn't get one for a long time, several price hikes, and now pay even more to use the internet you already pay for.

Starting May 20, PlayStation Plus prices for new customers will increase in select regions. Due to ongoing market conditions, prices will start at $10.99 USD / €9.99 EUR / £7.99 GBP for 1-month subscriptions and $27.99 USD / €27.99 EUR / £21.99 GBP for 3-month subscriptions. This price change does not apply to current subscribers (except in Turkey and India) unless the existing subscription changes or lapses.

@Genius Thats why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

@AP Its just the assult rifles. Its just the high cap mags. Its just all semi autos. Its just anything that can fire a projectile.

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

@OrevaZSN Its fun living in a state that gets brutally hot, and anything that gives shade gets cut down for no reason at all.

Does anyone else get sad and confused when trees get chopped down in residential areas that literally aren’t bothering anyone?

@Dashytwo Robots wont give you a heavy handed pour either.

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

@harristic_ I dont miss boating 50k blocks in one direction to find land.

minecraft is difficult to discuss because everyone has wildly different views of what the game should be “you should be forced to traverse oceans for literal hours” and “criticising elytra is stupid” will be hit tweets in the same week

@FBGreatMoments John Kuhn

Name a fullback you actually remember by name.

@JohnM90GTA Its a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up, so you better drive brother.

If you know where this is from, you are a legend.

@1Nicdar Winter Springs

Christmas.

@BeskInfinity San Andreas is killer, but for me nothing tops Vice City.

Started GTA Vice City PS2 unmatched vibes

@coughdropsh 7empest Tool

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

@PiosChuck Bought it one time. I'm gonna keep it that way.

Busch Apple is the most overrated beer ever. Cannot believe people still get excited for that to come back

@IronicUnrest @AWRHawkins Best part of Illinois, is when you finally leave for good and see the "Welcome To State thats not Illinois" sign.

@AWRHawkins Yep. I avoid Illinois like the plague, and I was born and raised there. 🤣

Have a buddy doing his first multi-state roadtrip with a handgun in the car. Had to warn him, “When you enter Illinois you’ll be breaking the law.” It shouldn’t be this way. National reciprocity now!

@HeatherIsUnsane Thats insane. I've seen them in Atlanta and Orlando and didn't see anything remotely close to that.

I'm sorry, but this is insane. Metallica can suck it.

@HeraldTribune If you have to fire the weapon, you have already met the requirements for deadly force and don't need to be playing around with purposely wasting rounds.

Florida's Stand Your Ground law allows deadly force in self-defense without a duty to retreat. What about warning shots? heraldtribune.com/story/news/cri…

@Smith_WessonInc One in the chamber, no safety.

do you carry with one in the chamber?

@videotech Atleast the old days of "not enough system memory" and games for windows live are over.

GTA IV is rough as a dog on PC without mods. Big shoutout to the Fusion Fix mod devs for keeping the game as playable as possible on modern hardware. This game needs a remaster ASAP, better PC port and newer console versions. This game a mess without mods.