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Husband has been kidnapped and you can get 20% CBD with code …… What the hell universe do live in 😂

If Manchester United beat Nottingham Forest on Sunday, they will be 9 points ahead of Liverpool in the table. That will be a 51 point turnaround on last season. Fifty one points.

Streeting throws his hat into the ring.

@youngy18 Legend

Right, time to properly sign out ✍🏾 What can I say, it’s the right time for me to hang up my boots and call it a day on my career and what a way to go out, gaining automatic promotion, it was exactly the way I saw it happening and the reason why I signed for the club!

Manchester United were happy to keep a manager who finished 15th last season, but there are now doubts about keeping a manager whose form since taking over has him in 1st position?

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

‼️ Eddie Hearn says a Dana White fight does at least 1M PPV buys and $10M each is ‘well off the mark’ (Mams Taylor’s Misfits offer) 👀 [Via - @IFLTV’s YT]

🚨 Ricky Gervais on God & Why The Universe Exists - "Why is there SOMETHING rather than Nothing" “I’m an agnostic atheist. Technically everyone’s agnostic… no one knows whether there’s a God. We don’t know." "An agnostic atheist is someone who doesn’t know there’s a God or not, as no one does. So you’re not convicted of your atheism?” Atheism isn’t a belief system, it’s simply rejecting the claim that there is a God. Are you an agnostic atheist too? Or do you believe? What’s your take? Drop it below 👇

Why wasn’t you at the anti-hate, anti-far right, pro Iran, Green Party, LGBTQ & leather harnesses Zack Polanski march?

I thought our striker problem was finally sorted man😭

Come through Eynsham Pal #Toll

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

Fuel £1.75 a litre Council tax up another £350 Water rates up another £220 Inflation at 3% Food prices up 12% @UKLabour putting more money in your pocket apparently

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Patrice Evra speaks out against his former teammates Scholes, Neville and Keane in a BIG RANT! "I hope Paul Scholes' Instagram story is fake. I hope he was hacked. But to be honest, I am not even surprised at that from Scholesy. He was the quietest player I have ever played with in my entire career. Now, in the media, he is dropping bombshells." "I don't understand the lack of support. Michael Carrick is one of us, and he is doing well. It's not just Scholesy, it's Roy Keane and Gary Neville too." "It annoys me because we want to be in the top four and those comments are unnecessary. But this is what you do when you work in TV, you can't be positive, you have to be negative." "Most of these guys get a managerial job and then get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: 'It's easy to talk on TV! When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella and you gave them fish and chips!" "So.. as players, they're legends, but as managers, they haven't done a great job. So for them to speak and possibly kill the career of a manager, it's a little bit too much."

@afowler06 @supreme_cbd Great response 👊🏻

Even if I was I earn more money than 99.9% of boxers and I now HELP people with @supreme_cbd a really rewarding feeling

@implausibleblog @ZackPolanski Your Absolutely fucking bonkers

Left: The Labour Party is running this misleading ad on the Green Party's drug policy, targeting a million people in Manchester and surrounding areas, including Gorton and Denton Right: Zack Polanski explaining the Green Part's drugs policy

Starmer promised to “tread lightly on your lives”. Now he wants to regulate Netflix. It’s a matter of time before he comes for Youtube and Facebook. He wants total control over what you see and hear online. He is an authoritarian, election-cancelling, fraction of a man who will go down in history as one of the worst politicians in British history.

Lets just take a minute

“Labour would freeze your council tax” “Not a penny more on your council tax” “No ifs, no buts” With all the elections now going ahead, make sure to share this huge Labour lie before the local elections. You can’t believe anything Keir Starmer says. ⚠️ Never vote Labour ⚠️

Reminds me of a young Eni Aluko...