Paco Romane

If you think about it chicken salad is just egg salad all grown up.

@Dapper_Det @MSNecronomicon Maybe they were trying to get a job from Trump's buddy that he pardoned congress.gov/crs-product/IN…

🚨BREAKING: Two members of the Mexican Cartel arrested in Las Vegas with 30,000 fentanyl pills, 2.25 kilos of fentanyl powder, 2.3 kilos of heroin, a pound of methamphetamine, $30,000 in cash & a fully automatic AR-15 rifle. Democrats released these thugs into the U.S.

surge. Trump and Co sell their stocks at a high, guaranteeing profits through market manipulation.  •⁠Friday, after 8pm when markets have closed: Repeat.

The pattern should be obvious to everyone by now. •⁠Weekend, whilst markets are closed: Threaten, performative action. Markets can't react until Monday, when oil and whatever else predictably drops, so Trump and Co can buy falling stocks at cheap.

•⁠Monday until Tuesday 8pm (market after hours trading, when commercial trades occur): Keep threatening, escalate, cause stocks to drop further, all the way up until just before 8pm Tuesday, when he announces a "delay" "defer" or whatever to cause a last minute stock market..

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I won't be returning to SNL next season. I'll miss playing JJ the Mystic Goat, Wild Guy with No Arms and my all-time fave Sal the Sad Salad Salesman. Best 3 years of my life and I can't wait to see what's next for me. Also, suck it Lorne. #snl

You do have your druthers. You do!

@chiky_handlr True

This was in 1999 She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla Retweet so that the truth spreads

@RonDeSantis It should be right after you call for Trump's resignation.

Why aren’t Dems calling for his resignation from Congress?

This is an actual sentence in 2026 #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTky1XL1h/

Comedy Shows!

@MilaLovesJoe Quiet Piggy

Current top 10 list of who Kash Patel needs to arrest: 1. George Soros 2. Nancy Pelosi 3. Merrick Garland 4. Joe Biden 5. AOC 6. Hunter Biden 7. Ilhan Omar 8. Adam Schiff 9. Hillary Clinton 10. Anthony Fauci Who did I miss?

@MilaLovesJoe Because those are privileges, not rights, everyone has the right to vote, whether they have an ID or not. Pretty simple, really.

I show my ID to fly. I show my ID to drink. I show my ID to drive. I show my ID to marry. I show my ID to buy weed. I show my ID to gamble. I show my ID to get Benadryl. I show my ID to work. Why in the hell wouldn’t I need an ID to vote?

@SpeakerJohnson "Quiet Piggy" - Donald Trump

Washington Democrats oversaw the Epstein files for FOUR YEARS. They didn’t release them. They didn’t push Biden’s DOJ for action. They DIDN’T LIFT A FINGER for the victims. So why now? Because Democrats don’t have a platform or a principle left to defend — so they’ve defaulted to the one thing they know how to do: attack President Trump.

@RepNancyMace Quiet Piggy

Notice how Democrats have failed to bring up: (Former) Prince Andrew Bill Clinton Larry Summers Reid Hoffman Don't let them fool you, they don't care about the survivors or justice. They only care about their political games.

My uncle. Lost touch with him years ago. Miss him.

New @supdocpodcast episode has dropped! Great talk! supdocpodcast.com/podcast/ep-194…

@paddyboo222 Use your powers of visualization

@pacoromane Photos or it never happened.

Today, my neighbor called me Superman. I was SO touched! I asked why, and she said, "Because you just walk around in your underwear and a cape all day." Excuse this old soldier for crying. Meant a lot to me. #SupermanMovie

@DBCooperTX @tribelaw Do MAGAts do anything other than create bots, use AI photos, and then name themselves after famous criminals?

@tribelaw Where do you get these ideas? Do leftist just sit around day dreaming about weird crap to post?

If you are worried that Trump will cancel the midterm elections, just do the math: 435 House seats and 35 Senate seats all EXPIRE on 1/3/27, so ordering the 11/3/26 elections not to take place would sentence the HOUSE to DEATH. It would also strip 35 States (including swing States like Georgia, Michigan, Minnesota, and North Carolina, and red States like Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wyoming) of their right to EQUAL REPRESENTATION in the Senate. To avoid ending up in 61 days with a unicameral (and indisputably unconstitutional) 34-31 Democratic Senate and NO House of Representatives, even today’s House would impeach any President purporting to decree that result and even today’s Senate would convict, remove, and permanently disqualify that President. So the real threat isn’t Trump’s cancelling the midterms: It’s his abusing his military and other powers to ensure that the midterms go his way.