Paddy Linton

✨ TONIGHT ✨ Darren Connell and The Funny Bunch showcases the best comedians in Scotland as well as fantastic new acts! Featuring: @jayjaylaffs, @JuliaSutherland, @DeanTBeirne, @PaddyLinton & @DarrenConnell87. 🎟️ event.bookitbee.com/47096/darren-c… pic.twitter.com/5J8kCM41FS

Mason Greenwood is away to Getafe. It’s a step up from Get-Aff-Me a suppose

this weather is insane 🥾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☀️

Expected Will Smith to throw a punch and no an open handed slap, but then a remembered that paper beats rock

10 years since Janine was about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich. #EastEnders

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CVvASvcKkaj/…

That penalty 😂😂😂😂

@Ciara87C @RonaMacNicol

Sunshine on beef ☀️ @ Panang instagram.com/p/CUdFHCcK1jM/…

There is a sliver lining to the "rule of six". It's a great opportunity to boost Paul out of S Club 7

Just posted a photo @ Berlin, Germany instagram.com/p/CFHOdUvlvvr/…

Spent a wonderful afternoon chatting with this babe in Manny P @ Mansfield Park Gallery instagram.com/p/CEzWMdplkT2/…

Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

@K9kev NaeWonder Woman

The railways should be publicly owned and fares cut. #railfares

Go on lads. Just stick on a wee 1.6%. DESPITE the global recession. DESPITE the key workers who'll likely need to use the service if we have a 2nd wave of the Rona. DESPITE the fact that rail fairs are already too fucking high. Go on lads. #railfares bbc.co.uk/news/amp/busin…

@MrHennigan hi mate, big fan, i was about to burst onto the comedy scene before covid. Any tips for someone as young and supple as me? What to watch out for etc.

Word of the day is ‘malversation’ (16th century). Simply put, it means ‘corruption in public office’.

This is the graveyard on Provanmill Road in blackhill. Somewhere, behind that envelope of trees. Around 18 years ago. We buried a junkie that tore his own life apart with heroin. That was my dad, Daniel Linton. He… instagram.com/p/CD82hUVl3Ci/…