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Wearing "The Colonel" to celebrate #BrownIsBack @Padres #ohdoctor #hangastar

@jonschaeffer Real baseball people know he needs to shave his head, put .38 cents of loose change in his right pocket and sacrifice a live chicken and this would all be over.

It’s time for a conversation about Fernando Tatis Jr.

@therealamy86 As soon as I finish putting the finishing touches on this model airplane, I'm gonna go in the kitchen and have my testicles laminated.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits. Only the cool kids won’t need to look this up.

@therealamy86 As soon as I stick this red-hot poker up my ass, I'm gonna chop my dick off!

Name a player who NEVER wore another jersey. One team. One city. One legacy. Go. 🔒

@hicasamadim 3

sadece dikkat seviyesi yüksek olanlar yapabilecek! ilk kaç numaralı kap dolar?

I didn’t know what I wanted to be when I was 15. I did, however, know I didn’t want to be a Marine thanks to this sweet bastard.

This has to be the funniest Padres team of recent memory. If the game was 7 innings they’d be 5-37. If the game was just the 8th and 9th they’d be 42-0. They make no sense whatsoever but it’s electric.

@TMZ So let me get this straight you’ll get mad if Spencer Pratt spent maybe a couple nights at the Bel Air Hotel.. using his own money. But you don’t seem to have any issues when illegal immigrants get put up in hotels in New York City using taxpayer dollars.

This dad gets it

We have crossed the rubicon

205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence. Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.

@Jennnyyyyyy 27

I bet you can't guess it right 😋 Difficulty - Hard 🤯

Just want to point out that he was a fucking podcaster

@HailDeanThanos If? And the San Diego Padres did nothing to the Aztecs, the LA Dodgers did that to their own fan base.

@PadsnAztecs Even if that was the case it was nothing compared to the genocide perpetrated by the Friars.

Franciscan Friars honoring the Aztecs? What’s next Israelis honoring Gaza?

James Wood robs Juan Soto Just like how Soto robbed us of James Wood #Poetry

@AzPetrich You're bio is missing your pronouns

This iconic photo was taken at the White House in 1985 of Princess Diana and John Travolta. LOOK! Do you see it? We already "HAD" a ballroom. That is until Trump decided to demolish it last October.

@zackplascencia9 @TalkinBaseball_ That's soccer.

@TalkinBaseball_ Technically the rule isn’t if the ball is touching the line. The rule is if you draw a line from the edge of the ball straight to the ground which in my opinion makes this ball on the line and fair.

Home plate umpire Dan Merzel called the ball fair, giving Matt Shaw a single despite it appearing clearly foul

@AlTheBoss03 SDSU 2023 NCAA tournament semifinal Lamont Butler buzzer beater

Be honest — when's the last time you were GENUINELY happy as a sports fan? 😤 Not just relieved. Not just "well at least we won." Actually, jump out of your seat, hug a stranger, can't stop smiling HAPPY. 🏆 When was it?

Mason Miller in America Mason Modelo in Mexico