elevenninenine

it’s for me too, she’s not special

@ElMarwadi 🤣

@PagarKshitij Cry 🤣😆

Aunty followers are from your fav country and not from india

@ElMarwadi Have a party with CJI sir

@PagarKshitij Isme kya cry ? 🤣🤣 What CJI said was true. Plus lets say they participate in elections jab vote nahi milenge tab ye hi bologe ke 12M followers hai lekin vote 12k bhi nahi 🤣

@theskindoctor13 ab banda flirt krne jaa rha tha isliye press me muh nhi khola..PM hai ya Delhi University ka 21 saal ka ladka

Someone on his team would have pitched this idea. Modi probably would have laughed for five seconds straight and instantly said, "Done." Then some staffer would have been assigned to buy a Melody packet. For the last few days across UAE, Netherlands, Sweden and Norway, he was probably carrying this in his head, internally giggling at the meme potential and the storm it'll cause on internet. Maybe that's why when the Norway journalist shouted about press freedom, he didn't hear her. The man was busy preparing his punchline in his head. And now the moment is here, and it delivered. Peak internet bait. Credit to both leaders; that's how you instantly connect with the youth.

@GiorgiaMeloni Ohh god he's such a flirt bc too good Modi ji

Thank you for the gift

@CFCRaf2 🤣

hantavirus league title

@kalshitkalshi Snake sena (venomous)

cockroach janta party snake sena aam alligator party cont..

me and her when we finally settle down somewhere quiet and the only thing left to worry about is where to watch the sunset from..

te amo, cristino ronaldo

@thecaravanindia Real parasite

Archives | Surya Kant faces allegations of grave misconduct. In 2012, a real-estate agent accused the judge of having participated in illegal property dealings involving undervaluation and cash transactions worth several crores. In 2017, a prisoner in Punjab filed a complaint listing eight cases heard by Kant, and alleged that the judge had accepted bribes to grant bail in these. Read the entire report by Atul Dev: caravanmagazine.in/law/surya-kant… #cji

God save this country 🙏🏻

I am a Proud Parasite. I file RTI. I question authorities. I do not bend before power. I am not scared. I am the future of India. Accept it Uncle. 🙏🏻 #CJI #SuryaKant

@ElMarwadi Uska vasooli logo se nhi krta pr. Jab benefits pass hone the tb kyu share kiye? Ab losses share krne aagaye

@PagarKshitij Toh kar diya na pay. Updated raha karo 😅

Earlier they were losing ₹1000cr and now after ₹3 increase ₹500cr loss so they should have increased by ₹6-₹7 itself 😅. Ab badha rahe ho toh ek baar me hi badha do

@ElMarwadi Me govt hota toh krdeta bhai at least mere logo ko chutiya toh nhi banata

@PagarKshitij Oil bonds tu pay karega ? Iss march ke bhi saara bonds ka payment over hua hai

Massive hike in #petrol prices is a prime example of the failure of Congress-led UPA. This will put a burden of hundreds of crores on Guj.

Education and Health are the only two things that should be given for FREE in this country. Nothing else!!

@TheGaffer_86 🤣

Journalist ka comparison karunga toh bhi Rahul Shivshankar sabse neeche hi aayega