old Stew Punk 🥘 ♈️

I'll eat my words now...

I'm making Creole hot sauce with local raw honey and hot peppers that grew from the birds carrying seeds over the bird bath #itsforthebirds

STILL.

@todayyearsold I always use it cuz I just don't want to smell the shit outside lol

Most people have no idea when to use the recirculate button. Once the cabin is cool, leave it on. Your AC keeps recycling already-cooled air instead of constantly cooling hot outside air from scratch. That means less heat load, faster cooling, and less work spent fighting the outside temperature. Think of it like the difference between trying to cool your house with the windows open vs keeping them closed.

According to twitter logic the only NBA championship that has ever been legitimate was the 2011 mavs lol

@phresh_arrow Optical illusion, it might be less than 7.25 now ngl

Am I crazy or does $18-$20 an hour feel like the new $7.25 now? 🤷‍♀️

@TheCinegogue I wish

The Jesus And Mary Chain - Just Like Honey

ROBOT MONSTER (1953)

チワワって言われた ＃最近よく言われる ＃謎 ＃雨すごかったね

King Crimson - Fallen Angel

Another girl, another planet #SpaceGirl

Gianna Serra, dream maiden

@tweet4all2c @MediumSizeMeech That upper lip is sus

@MediumSizeMeech She’s aged and hasn’t done any plastic surgery. Good for her.

Every video of Anna Faris on the red carpet for Scary Movie 6 is kinda breaking my heart. She’s so funny, and has clearly had her self esteem run into the ground, and she’s realizing there’s people who still want her to win, and keep choosing her

It's truly terrifying how people take the most mundane stupidest thing so seriously it becomes folk horror 😂😰

Finals lights are just too bright for these Knicks tonight.

@digicarus They hate silence

Bears a dickhead but why the fuck do shawties love talking during movies LOCK IN

@Skye_Hotwife @wyd_stan Man had money and still... there is no hope lol

To be fair, I married a guy with a six-figure career long before I became a porn star. 😂 Eventually the business grew to the point where it made more sense for him to help run it than keep working for someone else. Now we’re business partners, travel partners, and still each other’s favorite person. I’d say we did alright. Nothing beats waking up in bed together surrounded by beautiful naked people.👅 #PowerCouple #PermanentVacation

Adam22 says all 🌽stars and OF stars, after spending their 20s doing 🌽 because it’s the easiest way to make a living, end up finding one of 2 types of men when they reach their 30s “bums” “Most are just bums where the woman has 5m$ and the guy is worth $5 rolling on the couch”