Paisley Thomson

So in love with this little fluff ball 💗

Cheltenham Festival 2026… Girls backing Lads backing cute colours: form lines:

“All women do is use men” First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

Me going for a coffee break at 9.06am after sending two emails x #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Trying to persuade the bouncer to let you back in after being kicked out

When your food arrives to you in McDonalds parking bay 2 #CelebrityTraitors

Accidentally falling asleep always the best sleep and that’s so irritating 😭😭😭

A fierce defender of women 🩵

Loving a man is a humiliation ritual

Because every time you brag about a man he disappoints you 😭

ngl the person who decided hummus pots no longer need lids needs to be assassinated

bank holiday now but only for women

Endorsed by Sussex MP @griffitha quoted saying “Sussex needs a mayor like a fish needs a bicycle” #bicycleforbourne

So Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting in jail for trafficking underage girls to…….nobody.

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

fucking hate that Samsung galaxy AI advert Stop making cookies out of pasta sauce you pervert

pickles are great...until you're in one

wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it