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@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool The Mets are doing irreparable damage to their fans’ psyches

Mets almost took a few fingers

@KimDotcom If I’m lucky

Do you really think that you will get universal income for the 30-40% of jobs that will be replaced by AI? Of course not. You will be killed.

@CBSEveningNews He was smart but the greed got to him. He didn’t know when to quit

Police say a 28-year-old California man allegedly bought expensive LEGO sets, kept the pieces and returned the boxes filled with dry pasta. Authorities say the scheme was repeated about 70 times nationwide before he was caught.

@QTHESTORMM Sounds legit

🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: ACCORDING TO TMZ "HALF OF CONGRESS ARE UNKNOWN PEOPLE OR ALIENS WEARING HYPERSONIC LATEX MASKS"

@LegionHoops Suns in 5

It’s official: OKC will face off against the Suns in the first round of playoffs. Who you got, and in how many games? 🍿🍿

@TheDunkCentral The league is cooked 🔥

Durag Jokic 😂🔥

@TMZ Is there a connection there?

D4vd was arrested in Sandra Bullock's old house tmz.me/VeMFlBi

@kekiusteeshirt She needed to go off the grid

🚨 Scientist Amy Catherine Eskridge was found dead at 34-years-old. She had publicly warned her life was in danger over groundbreaking work tied to UAP technology.

@ImMeme0 Why’d she run? She should’ve stayed and thrown hands.

Horrific footage shows the moment 15-year-old Jaden Pierre was attacked and fatally shot at a NYC park in Queens.

@MattWallace888 It’s probably a weather balloon

This is starting to get really scary! 🚨 A “CLUSTER OF UFO’S” HAS BEEN SPOTTED NEAR THE MILITARY BASE WHERE 11 AIR FORCE SCIENTISTS RECENTLY DIED OR WENT MISSING 🚨

@remarks Maybe don’t announce that on social media then?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Rep. Andy Ogles says he has seen UFO evidence "so classified that just knowing it exists makes you a target."

@SNYUConn Trouble at home?

Paige Bueckers spent some time with Nika Mühl in Croatia 💙🤍 (via paigebueckers/IG)

@RepOgles I’m sure publicly announcing you have this classified info on the social media platform that has the largest reach in the world isn’t helping.

I have seen evidence so classified that just knowing it exists makes you a target. #thetruthisoutthere

@UnderdogNBA If they can’t beat the Lakers with that roster, they don’t deserve to advance.

Kevin Durant (knee) listed questionable for Game 1 on Saturday.

@DramaAlert That thing is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

SCARY: Massive tornado spotted in Illinois.

@PopCrave Chad

Dylan Sprouse held a trespasser at gunpoint before tackling him and pinning him to the ground until police arrived at his Hollywood Hills home. Wife Barbara Palvin, who was home at the time, called 911 reporting the attempted burglary. The suspect was arrested on existing warrants.

@PopBase It definitely would at Waffle House

Ice Spice comments on getting attacked by woman at McDonald’s: “this wouldn’t happen at Wendy’s”

@ayekeeno I don’t wanna brag, but I can do the dishes. I can sweep a little too.

Katy Perry says he biggest TURN ON is when a man does the dishes for her and says she’ll suck any man off who does acts of service for her without hesitating 😭👀 “I don’t need a Ferrari, I can buy one. Just do the dishes and I will suck your d*ck”

hornets are about to give Orlando the beating of their life

@TalkinBaseball_ The Mets could use a guy like that. They should trade for him.

Brandon Nimmo raises his numbers to a .325 average and .960 OPS with a leadoff homer in Seattle!