Palila

"Mama, when I grow up, I want to be Wonder Woman like you." -Facehugger

@MVHarper Preferably high-voltage

Per the somewhat odd Trump talk in Ottumwa, Iowa, what would be your preferential way to die if these were your choices;

Literally have a million pics already

Also, the dog:

If you were going to get a dog that's initially named Lando (after @LandoNorris ) and you were thinking of naming him Daniel Ricciardog (after @danielricciardo), what would you do?

This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay

Uuugghhhr the app updated. eXit soon.

Sunset today 1, seen

@GetCaughtLiving Her feet were way onsides!

@GetCaughtLiving @annikakes

TMW someone tells you they made guacamole and all they did was mash avocado and chuck in some white onion…

Hallmark up in here #FIFAWWC

Handing out the cards tonight! #fifawwc

Because i love it

Ok, my question is how the hell did Argentina game get drums in

@weavr Ooof, we're on this time zone and still fell asleep during France/Jamaica

Not bad seats for today

Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird This logo was designed in 2012 by a team of three. @toddwaterbury, @angyche and myself, The logo was designed to be simple, balanced, and legible at very small sizes, almost like a lowercase "e", a 🧵

And now I've been on the jumbotron at two world cups #FIFAWWC