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Doctor: I am going to have to remove your left testicle Me: why?🫪 Joke explanation below *spoiler* . . . . . . . . . . . . So basically I am wondering why would he do that

@messedupfoods so you basically have cobblestone drink?

Happy Easter guys🐇

@mibpilled Feet and armpits in the same post

sorry my mirror is a little dirty

@ShitpostGate KTNBOTP....N

@crazyclips_ joker tattoos in big 2026??

Dads taking the breakup well

@HYPEX WE are so ready

FORTNITE POWER HOUR IS LIVE NOW • Start with Self-Revive & Finger Guns • Big Heads + Fall Damage Immunity • Double Rivalry Credits

@ShiinaBR everyone in lobby rn

APRIL FOOLS POWER HOUR OUT NOW - Legendary Finger Guns for ALL players - All players have big heads - Fall Damage has been disabled - Double Rival Credits for both teams

@Sidemen @Tobjizzle Speed better get that goal

Oh boy, it's getting exciting! Who we gonna be seeing there?!

@messedupfoods he Jacked off

@HumansNoContext yo gang facebook is that way

I am at the AAAHHHHH phase

@Enderman Feet good, socks bad grr

mmmfgh feet.,.…

@nocontextmemes Babies aren’t really understanding the instruction “say” yet. They just hear a stream of sounds and copy the part that stands out most like “dada". That word is easier, repeated more, and more meaningful to them, so they imitate it and ignore the rest.

@ShiinaBR @itsmeleaky if you have to pay for it, this is what i have to say

A Ranked Pass is rumored to be in the works (via @itsmeleaky)

@tiffanobi you know im zooming on them toes

rate me 1-10

Lets all laugh at Real Madrid😂 Mallorca 2-1 Real Madrid

@DiscussingFilm it was so ass, no story

‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ is tracking to open with $370M worldwide. 3rd biggest opening ever for an animated film, slightly below the first film. Read our review: bit.ly/GalaxyDF

@Dexerto it's easy to "work" when your work is having fun

MrBeast says he was often working 20-hour days during the filming of Beast Games "It was a miracle if a day was less than 15 hours for me. My schedule is literally planned down to the minute" via Jon Youshaei

@FilmUpdates it was not that good yall

‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ is set to debut with $129.4M over the 3-day weekend and $188.5M over the 5-day weekend at the domestic box office. It is set to debut with $370.7M worldwide.

@DramaAlert he never left

Kanye West is getting praise for his shocking return.

@mibpilled bush reveal next?