Pamela Ross

we're SO back

this is a mandate…

media friends and followers: interview Noa! she doesn’t just know the hot celeb gossip she creates it!!! (e.g., Zach Braff’s AI gf). she’s kinda like if Beyond The Blinds were interesting and accurate

@keithdorejel omg 🥹

He won’t come to bed without his stuffed kitty cat.

and we’re still together

Is it “karma” or is it actions having consequences over time? More at 11.

In retrospect, given that MeToo was ultimately a movement about creating social and professional consequences for sexual abuse, no wonder all these guys went ballistic about it

period hitting, Catherine O'Hara died, it's 17°, etc.

ok i imagined dragons. now what

ooohhh I get it. Polymarket's an app where you place bets on how long your friends' polyamorous relationships are gonna last

idea: Ryan Murphy’s Feud, The Beckhams

idea: Family Feud, Beckhams vs. Sussexes/Windsors

2016 nostalgia? Not on my watch!

still dropping names and talking shit on Subst*ck. Timothee’s Oscars campaigning, Drag Race S18 and more 🗣️ namedropping.substack.com/p/nosily-check…

✅ marked safe from commenting on a 23 year-old film student's Letterboxd review

I personally love the concept of Hilary Duff being the Regina George of a toxic mom group.

you were good last year SO I posted one last Substack before midnight. I Love LA, Oh, Mary! opens across the pond and an incredible Hunger Games parody namedropping.substack.com/p/oh-mary-i-lo…

imagine my absolute delight tuning into Jeopardy with my dad tonight and seeing the brilliant @guybranum 🥹

someone should invent receiving unequivocally positive attention without being perceived

got to tell Jane Krakowski that I loved her in Pretty Persuasion and have been obsessed with her ever since, so idc what else happens this year I'm good