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@wassielawyer Billions will enter

@farmy_meister @kashdhanda Oval

@kashdhanda @PampChase it says get married

today is my 35th birthday, so here are 35 things I’d recommend to anyone: - Take less melatonin. The actual effective dose is closer to 0.5mg, not the 5mg that some pills advertise. - Do 6 cycles of 4-7-8 breathing before you speak in public to bring your heart rate down by ~10 bpm. - Buy little chocolates for your house. When you have people visiting overnight, put the chocolates on their pillows. Tiny money spent, gets a big smile every time. - Use text replacement shortcuts (e.g. $ph for your phone number, $em for your email, $ad for your address, $pass for your passport, etc). Takes 5 min to set up and saves so much hassle. - Take Lactaid. You are probably at least a little lactose intolerant. Try it for a week and see what happens to your stomach. - Buy fewer clothes, but get them tailored to you. A $50 shirt with $10 worth of tailoring beats a $150 shirt most of the time. - Buy expensive socks and underwear. Costs basically nothing over the course of a year. - Do 50 little jumps right when you wake up. I don’t know why this works. But it does. Try it for a week and tell me it doesn’t. - Don’t overthink it. Especially if you’re below 30 years old, you’re probably overthinking it. Just do it. - When you meet a child under 3 years old, give them an exploding high five and you will become best friends every time. - Rent, don’t buy. Buying a home is dramatically overrated in your 20s and 30s when location flexibility is one of your biggest advantages. - Never sell bitcoin. - When you travel to a new city, pick one song and play it on repeat. For the rest of your life, that song will teleport you back to that time and place. - Drink Tequila or Mezcal for reduced hangovers. - Learn how to take a compliment (it’s surprisingly hard!). My usual response: “that’s kind of you to say”. - Buy a good pair of compression socks, they make a meaningful difference for jet lag on overnight flights. - Use the Pomodoro Technique for more productivity. 25 minutes on, 5 min off. - Play padel tennis. Much more fun than pickleball. - Learn to write clearly. It’s the most underrated cheat code for your career. You spend all day writing messages, docs, etc - it pays to get good at it. - Use Letterboxd to track movies you watch and find movie reviews (more helpful than rotten tomatoes most of the time) - Get a water flosser. It's as good as they say it is. - Configure your Focus Modes on your phone. Takes 6 minutes and will make your phone roughly 56% more enjoyable to own. - Use the Airalo app for eSims when traveling. Only fools use roaming data. - Get married. The compounding benefits of a relationship are strangely overlooked by ambitious people. - Meditate every day. This has fallen out of the culture as a recommendation. It shouldn’t have. Waking Up remains a good place to start. - Take 3-5g of creatine monohydrate every day. It’s the most studied supplement on earth, and the studies are glowing. - Read "Man’s Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl. - Wait to have kids until you have some money, if you can. Kids are great whenever you have them, but all things being equal parenthood is much much much easier when you have some financial comfort. - Whenever you are missing someone, text them and tell them. Everyone wants to be missed. - Writing, if only for yourself. Journaling, gratitude or otherwise, will change the way you see your own life and give you actual main character energy. - Sweat 5 times a week. Saunas and steam rooms remain underrated. Working out also great, of course. - Have at least 5% of your net worth in crypto. Do not have more than 75% of your net worth in crypto. - Use Readwise to surface highlights from books and articles. Helps dramatically to actually remember the things you learn. - Play bullet chess. It is the most fun and addictive hobby that actually makes you smarter. Learn the Danish Gambit for double the fun. - Just use Jupiter

@farmy_meister Aaaaaaaa

To the team moving forward, let's jeet

born on solana. powered by jupiter. uranus.

@Enter_Uranus show me uranus @defi_dru

we’re giving away 2X custom uranus AF1’s. yes they exist. yes they’re real. yes they go insane. to enter: -like this post -comment “show me uranus” -tag a friend who’d wear them -🔁 retweet winners announced in a week.

Bro made a mil on $Useless and now he is completely turning his attention to $Uranus and @JupiterExchange ecosystem. Cashed his whole bag out, dropped almost 500k into $Uranus and 600k $Usdc is still there. I am wondering what's he gonna do with that haha.

Here's another long essay about @jup_studio with learnings from our offsite last week. Ok no. Enough of that. Will just prioritize the substance over the fluff in a short-ish post. Better communication was one of the main takeaways from our offsite, and I'm going to give that a go. The Product. Studio will build towards 3 verticals - memecoin / community launches, custom launches (for brands etc) and permissioned capital formation via DTF. The launchpad product as is will be made more memecoin and trader friendly, both from UI/UX perspective and also from a fees perspective. The Strategy. We will back world-class memes and communities like uranus and help develop playbooks to bring them to mainstream success, living beyond CT and outlasting cycles. We will back brands and projects with potential as they start out their journey, again in bespoke manners, using Jupiter's influence and distribution. We are here to stand behind communities, creators and projects that develop real momentum. What We Do. We give momentum to what deserves it. When we amplify, we will do it with precision. We support community-led marketing initiatives that turn heads, connect them to the right people, listings, advisors, market makers, collaborations, and people of influence. Whoever can make the difference, we find them. The success of deserving projects is our priority. The Economics. None of Studio's accrued fees will go to the team and none have been deployed to date. All the amounts we have invested into Studio and its ecosystem to date is fresh liquidity from Jupiter. Accrued fees to date (about 3.5m) will be split between the Studio ecosystem and the Litterbox Trust. Fees in the future will be recycled into the Studio ecosystem until Studio stabilizes as a leading product, following which 50% will go towards the Litterbox. We’re not here to chase noise, fuck about and farm fees. We're here to build the future of monies. Thanks for staying with us as we launched v0 of Studio. v1 starts now.

Holy f****ing shit, $URANUS looks good here.

$URANUS BONK team has 60m in BONK treasury JUPITER has either similar to that or more because since April 2025 only, they have done 20m$ buybacks of $JUP Bonk is a shitcoin. Jupiter is a platform on Solana that's existing since 2021 and it has been generating revenue all that time - 300 million dollars anually (2025), 100m (2024) , 2023 / 2022 / 2021 unknown pumpfun generated 600m the past year (1 year existance) In terms of: - followers - connections - time spent in the space - qualifications - funds - 2 as opposed to 1 coin valued at billions of valuation Jupiter beats Bonk AND even pumpfun in every possible way Useless - touched 500m $Uranus - 80m I don't believe they aren't aware of how much they could make if they pump uranus and resurrect jupstudio trenches

@eleetmowiz @weremeow At some point it’s going to happen. Just a matter of when.

$Uranus big corrective move Not sure what @weremeow is doing but once he is back on X there's a high chance that just by that the chart will move

@JupiterExchange @jup_mobile ok ok downloading jup mobile so I can buy Uranus.. if you insist

I'll buy as much uranus as you have, right now, at $0.20. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off.

@JSinsCrypto Comfy in $uranus

the most efficient way to trade memecoins is to buy high mcaps with hard working communities new pair watching still feels like a massive waste of time when it's: 95% rugs 95% bundled <4 hours lifespan on socials 10 hours a day understand global trends trends last <1 day understand 2 types of generation culture understand what type of humour works track wallets times to buy and sell 99% stress 100% of the time holding the best communities is the way to go. less to consider, more to gain.

there is currently a cheat code on the solana blockchain that allows you to buy $10 for $0.27. it’s called $uranus.

$URANUS top holders looking good here @Enter_Uranus 6 top holders are holding, 2 are still buying Looks like the price is cheap for them You can check the Top 10/20/30 holders analysis at deepagents.org/tiffany

@watchingmarkets @KONAT__08 Good take

The chart is taking the full max-pain route for $Uranus holders, disgusting. I’m holding and averaging down here; looks still like a bull flag retesting its first high. Still convinced Jupiter can’t afford to let Uranus drop if they want to win users for their products. Jupiter has actually taken the path of binding Uranus to their ecosystem. They could have just ignored it and said nothing, but instead they actively chose to push and promote it publicly. If Uranus really does get dropped here, I’ll have to reconsider the true intentions behind this ecosystem. Until then, this is just the first big, ugly shakeout after the coin already made significant moves. Still bullish on Uranus.

Gm ☕️ Timing beats time. It’s not particularly hard to spot bottoming charts in altcoins. The real challenge is narrowing them down to the future max-ROI runners for a small portfolio. That’s the true art of reading market dynamics. Let’s see what the future brings. I’ll remain focused on identifying bottoming charts with the potential to drive and shape future narratives. $PUMP $ENA $PENGU $LINK

@wassielawyer @JupiterExchange Something something buy the fud

Yep not @JupiterExchange's wallet. Or any member of the Jupiter team.

@SpiderCrypto0x Wen moon Wen $uranus

when $sol runs this month $uranus will not be forgotten for long

got something to tell you mfs $uranus touched the bottom read it like you hear it we re about to reverse hard

Good to have you back