Panahi Fans

Caleb: Hey Kathy Griffin, here I am calling you a "peanut" - please dack me! [Caleb gets dacked in front of the entire school] Caleb: Well I never! I shall now pen a column on man's inhumanity to man 😢

@NijatK @RitaPanahi Oh, she has - many moons ago 😉

Imagine being so intellectually dishonest that you suddenly feel compelled to feign concern for "low-paid [sweatshop] workers in the developing world" because you hate Colin Kaepernick so much #seriously

RIP Irony, horribly murdered today by @chriskkenny ⚰️

@TheKennyDevine Good ol' "Principles" Panahi.

@Panahi_Fans *tweeted from my iPhone

Hindsight-based commentary specialist @chriskkenny drops by to assure us that he always thought the Liberal Party should simply have abandoned an electorate it had held continuously for some 60 years #seriously

@nickschadegg @mattDCLXVI @heronimous Turns out I have not been giving Daisy due credit for her successes as an actor

@mattDCLXVI @heronimous holy shit this is actually spooky

Remember that time @chriskkenny scoffed at the value of his future self's contribution to society?

As @chriskkenny has often remarked, anyone who thinks the Liberal Party has a woman problem is obliged to support any female Liberal candidate, no matter how abysmal - particularly if she happens to be the daughter of Chris' old boss #seriously

Daily Telegraph Opinion Editor @pwafork slams sister paper @australian over continued publication of @Oz_Mocker 🔥 twitter.com/pwafork/status…

So @chriskkenny just bagged the author of the anonymous NYT op-ed for "cowardice" (L) - some 15 minutes after lauding @australian's resident faceless poop flinger The Mocker (R). Mr Consistency strikes again 👍

@australian @Oz_Mocker @jacindaardern Hi @Oz_Mocker, PM Ardern is only interested in hearing from anonymous Australian feelpinion columnists if they have exceedingly large heads. Without disclosing your identity, could you please indicate whether your head fits that description? Thank you!

New Zealand’s progressive PM @jacindaardern enjoys lecturing Australia on asylum seekers, writes @Oz_Mocker. But it’s about time she focused on her own problems trib.al/NPVqhhg #TheMocker #JacindaArdern

[Scene: A @skynewsaust production office, approximately 15 minutes ago] Producer: "ONE guest? What do you mean, we've only got ONE guest? How could they ALL have said no?! ... ... Alright. Fine. Call Daisy, Simon and Tim again. FFS."

@CohCon 😅

TFW you decide that you actually love virtue signalling #seriously

@DaisyCousens Hi Daisy, what happened to your discoloured living room?

Do you enjoy seeing @RitaPanahi continually talk over someone in order to rant about a fantasy world in which any schoolgirl showing signs of tomboyism is rushed off the the gender reassignment factory for processing? If so, you'll love #theboltreport 👍 twitter.com/theboltreport/…

tfw you attempt to use a voice command to view your own timeline and Siri posts it as a tweet.

@DaisyCousens hey i know this is probably a bit of an ask but is there any chance you could be more desperate