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One #TPC26 captain: gee I can’t wait to sit on the couch and watch Survivor 50 tonight! The other #TPC26 captain:

“How did Team Farrell go up 2-0 after the first day of #TPC26?”

One captain is taking time on his Friday night to work on the game. The other is at The Place working on being better at Golden Tee. #pretzel

Team Frazier after seeing the matchups for four ball at #TPC26 #spreadsheet #pretzel

People are saying one captain is creating the best day 1 potential matchup spreadsheet of all time. #onthecouchwatchingsurvivor50 #pretzel #billiondollarslice

One captain is out grinding. The other is sitting on the couch watching Survivor 50. #outwitoutplayoutteamfrazierwillcomeinlast

Team Farrell at #TPC26 in basketball terms:

@Pmf2121 @sfraz112

Team Farrell for PEC 2026 #stillfraudulent @PandaNonClassic

@Pmf2121 Thank you for your public support! Team Farrell will not let you down

One team captain for #TPC26 did not make his picks for fantasy golf this week. #nonlockedin #antifocused

Coming to you live tonight at 8:00 pm pst. #pretzel #spreadsheet #6hoursatmangodeckpain

One panda captain is fighting a vicious hangover trying to get on a bus in San Diego. The other is prepping for potential #TPC26 matchups. #spreadsheet #pretzel #sundayscaries #comoestas

Mood when you realize the official coin toss for #TPC26 is tomorrow:

Will any of #TPC26 participants show up to Silver Rock next month rocking these

One #TPC26 participant is resting to be ready for the big weekend. Another participant is drinking watered down cocktails at squid roe. #itjustmeansmore #sloshball #bringonthehamstring

One panda captain is hungover still sleeping from spending the night out drinking watered down cocktails at squid roe. The other is up getting panda prep done. #theynotlikeus #somethingishappening

One panda captain is at squid roe drinking watered down cocktails. The other is in the lab getting ready for #TPC26. #builtdifferent #nonlazyanalysis #spreadsheet

@sfraz112 Did you learn how handicaps are calculated or something?

Things are happening #pec @PandaNonClassic

When we said shrink the game we didn’t mean this much shrinkage

@sfraz112 @grok what’s the minimum number of rounds necessary to have a handicap in golf?

BREAKING!!#PEC needs to lock in the handicaps now. We confirmed from an insider that two members from the opposing team are actively sandbagging. Only have the minimum amount of scores posted to get a handicap and are logging there worst scores to date #TPC26 @PandaNonClassic