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@Panderpy1

My name is Gormedious. I'm a 400 year old vampire but I actually appear to be 13. If god wanted you alive he wouldn't've created me. Threat Level: 🔶Orange🔶

Katılım Ocak 2019
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Minimal conversation with a pretty girl got me anxiety tremoring too much to sleep. This 12:30 sip of monster ought to fix it
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Is that love in the air or is my cauldron of oily gas and styrofoam boiling over
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400mg got me time travelling to 2026
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If you attend enough Scientology meetings because they got bad bitches pulling you off the streets of LA huffing bags of shit in the parking lot, they let you blow Elrond from lotr through a glory hole. Depends on thetan levels I guess.
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So nice of the fucker that’s siphoning my gas on the reg to leave my gas cap dangling there to let me know I need more punji stick traps
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Fuck these targeted ads are good
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Vegas NPC #69: Still dripping wet from the pool Danny Devito looking guy just wearing trunks and a towel asking the very underage looking volleyball tournament girl “y’aint 19 are ya?”
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He just came back looking glum with only like 2 keys left
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Vegas character #43: 5 foot tall bald security guard with a key ring so large it jingles louder than the bumping music
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No mom I can't shovel the driveway I'm leveling my minecraft village and listening to French bleep blorp music youtube.com/watch?v=tBKEPj…
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My anthrax guy isn't responding guys does anybody else have an anthrax guy
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Frugal living with Spencer Put rocks in your gas tank to make it cheaper to fill up
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*wakes up from liquor coma* Ughggh Facebook. Marketplace dirtbikes
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Taiwanese punisher comes rollin up in da jeep compass What you doin
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I'd pay big bucks to watch Joe Biden attempt to use a debit machine *Flashing and beeping PLEASE REMOVE CARD* Biden nwahs:
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@bigolmtwndew Taylor about to make the best Krenko goblin token deck known to man then play it like this
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Proud of myself Drunkenly shambled out to my car to plug it in for -30 instead of succumbing to the will of the pilllow and blankie
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Mom was cleaning out my space and found my dildo packaging
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