Bemused Observer

I love my dead gay country

@motsdemaelys Nobody cares what you think.

honestly i'm this close to quitting reading for good. every single author i actually love turns out to be problematic or worse. i'm so tired of finding out after i already got attached. feels like i can't enjoy anything anymore without a background check first

@monsterhunter45 @motsdemaelys Don't bother engaging.

@motsdemaelys I’ll save you some time. Skip my books. I don’t write for the angsty whiner market.

@5V26C @motsdemaelys I agree. For example, I read your reply, and it subtly influenced me to be gay.

@motsdemaelys Everybody is attacking her but she is not wrong. When you read from the wrong person, you risk getting subtly influenced so it is okay for someone to not want to risk it

@motsdemaelys Running out of Billionaire Vampire BDSM smut authors?

@kluter81 @DavidPattt It's not "genetics and insulin resistance", it's called "lying about what you eat"

@DavidPattt This is so false. Thin people assume that obese people eat huge amounts of food. In my experience this is not the case. Genetics and insulin resistance are much greater culprits. I am not saying that dietary adjustments need to be made, but it's not the whole picture.

This is what happen when a fat person and a thin person swap diet

@BamsAppa @DavidPattt I agree, take out the soda (yuck) and the fat girl's breakfast wasn't too bad, maybe just that the portion size was slightly too much. On the other hand, every other meal on the fat girl's menu was utterly disgusting.

@DavidPattt I sometimes have the fat girl's style breakfast minus the soda, I drink water instead, that lasts me all the day until dinner around five which is usually a home cooked meal. I couldn't live in the skinny girl diet it's way too little and fat girl is way too much.

@LinkedInLunat1c "Hacker in Heels" I wonder how many device drivers she's written.

Happy Wife. Happy life? Not for this dude.

@Linahuaa There is one potential 7 in the entire group, the rest are a mix of 4, 5, and 6. This is pretty much what you'd get if you asked AI to generate a picture of "A group of average looking women"

This is what an above average group of 7/10 American girls looks like. They're business students from a very good school (which already raises the average by a lot) They also have significantly below national average BMI. They gonna be top 15% earners. So, in order to looks and status match with them, you should be about 6 feet tall, be in decent shape, dress well, and earn about $150k. The numbers don't lie.

@LizzieMarbach I know this won't be popular, but it will always be unattractive for women to manipulate men by subtly implying that they should change their behavior to conform with what women want, otherwise they won't give them sexual access.

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

the most racist white guy you know would still save a black guy from a burning building but the least racist woman you know would laugh at your death and celebrate your funeral if you disagreed with her politics

I started watching the movie Juno and had to turn it off once I realized what it was about. Two dudes having a baby? No thanks!

@MagnoGetMoney Nope, they’re legal as long as you’re a feral hood rat. They’re only illegal for decent law-abiding citizens.

Where's the charge for shooting up the graduation party? I thought the switch alone was 10 years

@CuriosityonX Either Norm Macdonald or Fred Rogers.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@ChiefAmong @MichaelFKane “Ming Na” does not rhyme with “Tina”, unless you pronounce “tina” as “Tee-nah”

@PanopticonBot @MichaelFKane It’s Ming Na

I have never once heard her name pronounced incorrectly because it is spelled phonetically correct for English speakers.

@MyronGainesX When I am in charge, I will make a new law that makes saying the phrase “For what?” more than twice while interacting with Police a Class A Felony.

Body cams show the stupidity cops deal with everyday...

@tobyemerald @bornposting I’ve seen 100x more British actors be able to have accurate American accents and mannerisms than I have seen Americans do British.

@bornposting Idk man. These things have gone too far. Tom Holland is British. Peter Parker is from Queens. Henry Cavill is British. Clark Kent is from Kansas. Robert Pattinson is British. Batman is from Gotham. Off the top of my head. That's why it's called acting.

casting an american as constantine should get you fired out of a cannon

@bornposting American here: you are absolutely and completely correct.

@cremieuxrecueil I’m pressing red so I am guaranteed to survive and can therefore dedicate the rest of my life to hunting down the parties responsible for forcing this monstrous “experiment” on humanity, and then eliminating them. This is the moral and ethical response.

Accurate cartoon. In my polling, almost 6% of people said they picked the wrong button when they were prompted about it. Assume the global error rate is higher and kids' responses are random, and easily 1-in-6 to 1-in-5 hit blue by mistake. So, if red wins, society is ruined.

@jackrwilkie Journey is Boomer music.

I’m not trying to hurt any Gen X feelings with this, but we as a society have GOT to chill with the Journey music. They were on 3 stations at the same time today. It’s been 40 years. Move on already.