One Pope

@debrahmatandazw Winky D kinda lines. "Ndipei simba/Simba kunge Bona".

STDs so high rn cant even have phone sex nigga might give you hearing aids 😭

@ZimLingo You do the same in your hood only that celebrities are always on the spotlight. Also, if B divorces Jay-Z you can't expect her to date any random niqqa.

Maybe I am old fashioned, but man, I don’t know why these athletes, musicians and celebrities are always exchanging the same women. I don’t understand it at all 🤷🏾‍♂️

@VMusinachirevo May the Gods keep cursing Arsenal and not win the league. Tofiyakwa!

The DJ playing KAMOTO KAMBEREVERE by the lengandary Paul Matavire when Brighton and Hove Albion is sitting on Chelsea balls it's like ejaculating simultaneously with your partner

@tonnie_montana 😂 kugadzira kidney and steak pie mdara.

@PapumZim 🤣maida kupinda rekufudza mombe dzavo here

Ndina sekuru vangu vanoshanda ku chicken inn vandaka linkwa navo namdara hanzi vanogona kundiwanira basa… nhasi vandifonera hanzi ndiuye ku interview but ndikufanirwa kuuya nehuku yangu.. zviriko here?

@KingKandoro @thaslickpastor I can't wait to share the ......with you.

I can’t wait to share the stage with you!

@advocatemahere Makafanana iron lady. We need new look-alikes.

🔸Sad to learn of the passing of the iconic Cynthia Shange. She was the first black Miss South Africa, an actress and mother to television presenter, Nonhle Thema. May she fly high with the angels.🕊️✨

@dysonchivasa @MachumaOfficial Kkkkkkkk, you made my day.

@MachumaOfficial ini ndakabatikana patill ma Ok kwanzi na operator kumunhu ayida kundipindira father ava vanga vari mberi kwenyu sisi

Bhachura ends at 30. After that muri vamwe baba so vasina mukadzi🙏

@tonnie_montana @Thickiana2001 Type iye inoda doro kupfuura hama.

@Thickiana2001 😂😂haaa hamusati matanga kufara imi

Team riya rinorasa ma phone kana maenda kuma concert munenge muchita rekudiko doro?😂😂asi munenge muchidhudhudza muchit rinowedzera ropa?

@BabesweHunters People are watching too much Brazzers.

Ku Dm kwangu handidi zvisina basa mahure ku touchline ndokwaanowanika or ma escots T for titende

@Am_Blujay Me : How're you ShaSha ShaSha: Am fineeeeee

Damn ShaSha is now thicker than the tension between Julius Malema and the white magistrate 🔥🔥❤️

@tonnie_montana 😂😂 ndiwe watanga musindo. Am just supporting a brother.

@PapumZim 😂😂zvimiririre

92.3% yevarume vano driver vakabata steering wheel ne 2 hands vanotongwa nevakadzi ~ Zimstats ~

@__Vigie It's easy to see a red car when you're thinking of a red car.

I know the team is ass but why you posting these niggas asses

@BabereCity F2 is anti-CAB3, it can't extend.

As a man, what’s your preference ? Free OR Packed up?

@InessaTori7603 @Mpumiln "some" women will tolerate battery. And yes in most circumstances it's a culmination of who controls the purse who in "most" scenarios is the man. But also understand that there are many many facing abuse from "some" women but "cannot" make police reports because of societal..

@PapumZim @Mpumiln Women will tolerate battery, go and withdraw charges all because they are worried who will look after them. Men will just make a decision.

Men choose themselves all the time man. What 😭🙆🏾‍♀️

@Watson_Mahohoma @Mwanawachihera0 @Patie_Mahamba But State functions, even all over the world don't work like that kaa.

@PapumZim @Mwanawachihera0 @Patie_Mahamba Hanzi program. She is saying hakuna dzimwe nzira dzeku celebrater independence dziri different to make memorable and entertaining

So Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 ine one program ye Independence every year for 46 years 😭😭

@BabereCity Because all the food is stored in the scrotum, yes mu scrotimbi.

Why are you always hungry after having sex?

@InessaTori7603 @Mpumiln A long way from learning that violence can never be tolerated? If that's the definition on "choosing myself" then I'll gladly wear that armour.

@Mpumiln Women are still a long way from learning this, sadly.