Parea Simone- PRE-DEBUT💜🧠

Hey, we just landed on X! 🧪 The brainy pair extraordinaire, dedicated to world conquest and your entertainment! Step into the lab!! We welcome you with open tentacles~ PAREASIMONE.CARRD.CO TAGS : 🐙 #Pareasimone 🎨 #Parasart 🔞 #Paraspicy Oshi mark : 💜 🧠

3 DAYS REMAIN UNTIL THE DEBUT! Please ignore the odd stains on this vintage movie poster. They're just brain juice, I promise.

A coffee break before resuming work. I don't get what Simone likes about this brown water stuff, but I drink brain juice, so who am I to judge?

@MissMixi Does your cult need a tentacle monster? I'm always open to freelance work.

Starting a Vtuber sex cult, who wants to join.

@sjetavt We can bring chips and salsa.

Working on setting up a Cuck Command Center for offkai orgy ‘27. I’m looking for people who: - can work well under pressure - provide snacks and refreshments - good time management & organizational skills - can hand out numbers to participants as needed -willing to allow their souls to be consumed after completion If this sounds like you, comment below!

@nekaishi My issue isn't that these happen. It's that I'm mever invited.

VTubing has gotten so inherently sexualized and degenerate by the way—for those of you who don’t know—that VTubers very regularly have orgies and sex parties together at events It happens at virtually every big event with VTubers in attendance, like Offkai, TwitchCon, etc.

@IvystormVt_ Bobobo-bo-Bobobo. That explains so much about me, yet so little.

To everyone overseas. In Japanese anime, What was the first work you liked?

@kantasyy Thats literally just Albedo from Overlord minus the skeleton lust

how tf you gonna be a succubus vtuber and also be anti-sex? Are you illiterate?

@HaraRaeSol You come into my house, and shit on my car? Unacceptable. I shit in that car, not you.

“Hara stop shitting on my car” Haha you really think I don’t outsource for that?

@GnomieVT I don't care who they send. I am not paying my taxes.

What I see in the living room as I walk to the fridge in the middle of the night for a lil sneaky snack

@YomiQuinnley As long as they have nice honkers. That does include the nose.

Jester girls are hot. Change my mind.

@snailpirate Both of us are squishy!

⚠️ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️ Are you a Vtuber? Wanna become a marketable plushie? I'm putting over 100+ different VTUBERS in a CLAW MACHINE ARCADE GAME! Reply below with your PNG or Ref Sheet! 👇

@aaliyahvtuber_ I wish I had a good answer, but I really just love terrible puns.

explain your username.

@Kyupire_ Dramatic irony, maybe?

I think people who choose vtuber models solely on branding yet going against the character of the model baffle me. What do you mean you’re a cat vtuber yet you don’t like cats? What do you mean your a succubus yet hate sex work? If you hate what they represent then why pick it?

@Electo1Nick @EllaLunaire @vhachimitsuname @AshlingVT @HansOktane @kaiju_waifu @Usamin_VT @RaynArisawa @OhmuRiice @saltexeTV Thanks for the shoutout! Hope we'll deliver- in spades!

Happy debuts this week to @EllaLunaire @vhachimitsuname @AshlingVT @HansOktane @kaiju_waifu @Usamin_VT @PareaSimoneVT @RaynArisawa @OhmuRiice and @saltexeTV good luck everyone

YOU. FOUR DAYS. 8EST. BE THERE.

ONLY FOUR DAYS UNTIL THE DEBUT! We are ABSOLUTELY panicking. You WILL turn out to support us... right? 😟

@CodyTheBunBoy :D

@PareaSimoneVT Look at the cuties in motion!

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ONLY FIVE DAYS UNTIL DEBUT! We're safe, at home, and getting everything ready. The question is... are you? 8 EST. BE THERE!

With all our schooling outta the way, its time to plan for our upcoming debut NEXT WEEK! How about 8 EST? That work for everyone? Good.