Paris.

Such an honour be part of such a special memory with a collegue and true friend. Welcome earth side, Francis 💖

"Your legs are SO soft its unnatural. You shaved 5 days ago and they're still like THAT?! If my legs were that soft I'd be rubbing them together all day, like a cricket". - Tia.

"Whats a week and a half compared to the rest of our lives?" Probs the heat but I melted.

Home 💖

Just want to be sat on the sofa with the two fur babies between us, tbh. Life is glorious and full of love, atm.

Were officially keeping Miss Bess! Were now a couple with two fur children 💖

What kind of girlfriend am I? The one who spends £120 on trainers in my size because he really wants them so if he wants them that bad he'll have to match me. When he hates matching anything 😂

RIP belly button piercing

You might want to check in on your staff @Dominos_UK. Im not sure who got drunk and cut this 😂

The way luggage reclaim triggers me is unreal.

There are few things as depressing as picking up NHSP in the middle of a gorgeous Thai sea.

Brb. Planning my next trip and how to retire early so I can live in Thailand.

Not sure Ill ever emotionally recover from the corgi cafe 😭

I rate the ending on the traitors so badly.

Poppy = the dog who has cause me enough stress to last me 2026. Please no more. £130 later and she and her cough are still a mystery.

(She couldn't 💩 so her anal gland didnt empty, caused an abscess and ruptured and I can see a literal hole into her anus. Poop inflicted 3rd degree as you will)

Lost sleep over my dogs arsehole. The end.

If im ever in jail, get Harriet to be my barrister. I beg.

Center parcs paid off ✔️ Thailand booked ✔️ Here's to a wholesome start to 2026 with two elite girls trips planned!

i would’ve given henry creel the 12 kids in a different way

Tandem read. Let's go