Steve Nicholson

@Shoreham_boys89 @midnite The silence answers that question then !

@Parisblade @midnite Dunno, I'll ask. @midnite are you our sponser next season again?

Messing about on AI & asked it to do me a modern take on the yellow laver away shirt from the 90s. It spat this out & I'm in love 🤩 #twitterblades #sheffieldunited #umbro

@ribber68 @GullisJonathan @IpswichTown 🤣🤣 Thankfully our club isn’t as daft as Ipswich and I would hope they wouldn’t fall for the same stunt from Starmer, Farage or any of them

@Parisblade @GullisJonathan @IpswichTown TBF I would be chucking bottles at the Lane if Starmer visited😂.

The faux outrage over Nigel Farage’s visit to @IpswichTown is pathetic and yet entirely predictable. Anyone who is ‘triggered’ by his visit needs to urgently grow up. There are far more serious things to be concerned with right now.

@IpswichTown Awful, vile club

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@reformparty_uk Vile football club @IpswichTown

Best of luck to Ipswich Town Football Club for the rest of the season. 👏

@midnite @Shoreham_boys89 Are midnite next seasons sponsor again? Best sponsor for years imo

@Shoreham_boys89 You & me both mate. Some kit that is 🔥

@Mayoisspicyy Yes, he absolutely is

Trump is making the rest of us Americans look like fucking assholes.

@kelvmackenzie Nothing like a tweet announcing how gullible you are

Almost a month after the Iran war started HMS Dragon has finally turned up to protect Cyprus just as Trump signals it’s all over. Makes you proud to be British.

Wow, Trump got Iran to surrender and give up control over the Strait of Hormuz with one mean tweet. The guy is amazing!

@uptheblades My old age experience of this is when plastic starts to degrade it smells fishy. Check around the light bulb, but don’t fall off your chair ! Otherwise borrow a Labrador to find the dead body is my only other suggestion

@Parisblade It seems to be constant. Clears when the window’s open but then comes back again.

Any electricians on here? Had an awful smell in the dining room for weeks now and can’t find the source. Smell went for a few days but is back and now smells fishy. 😷🤢 Google says it’s a dead pest, electrics or a spirit. Do I ring pest control, a sparky or Yvette Fielding?

The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.

@ToryWipeout You would think that was a given, but clearly not insofar as any of those three countries is concerned

@Parisblade Exactly and not wish death on anyone.

Why are people flying flags of the Iranian regime? Fucking morons.

@Rob23go @premierleague @EFL @LincolnCity_FC @visitlincoln Well played Rob, Lincoln is a beautiful city. I can’t wait for next season 👏🏻👏🏻

Don't despair any @premierleague clubs who may end up in the @EFL next season. Not only will you have delights of visiting @LincolnCity_FC, but you can make a weekend of visiting the greatest Cathedral city in England too! Lincoln. A hidden gem of England. @visitlincoln

@jowitt_kerry FFS Kerry

@Parisblade Haha I know 😩😩🤣🤣🤣

Start as we mean to go on 👀😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Shoreham_boys89 FFS 😂😂

@Parisblade It's happening, it's happening. 1-0 forest. Get down here spurs

Today is the only day in my life that I want forest to win. I want spurs down. Not because I hate spurs but I just love to see a big name relegated. Sorry spurs fans.

@Jowl30 Yep, should’ve run over to us in the kop cupping his ears That’s what I would want ex Blades to do at yours, works both ways

@Parisblade Exactly how it should be

Just celebrate you twat