Adam Parker

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

THE ARSENAL!!!!!! 🏆

COYG! History awaits

@WeAreWST @Shaunyy18 @SAHaldane

THIS SPORT!!!! #WorldChampionship

@BodegaaCat @aliladiere Exactly this. Havertz up top or don’t bother playing him.

Kai Havertz in midfield has lost us a prem, carabao and now knocked us out of an fa cup. Arteta will never learn

@RiggsBarstool You’re an absolute cringy arse piece

@RohanJivanAFC Only if Timber is fit to start. If it’s Ben White then Hincapie on the other side.

Calafiori to start for me. His capricious tendencies in the final third and what he offers in build up, the two way ability to go in and out are essential qualities that we need through the LHS imo. Hincapie as the finisher. Bit of crash, bang wallop towards the end.

@EduardoHagn He’s shite.

I’d do a Sol Campbell with Micky Van de Ven if Tottenham get relegated.

@DailyAFC By selling him in the summer to a club in a lesser league.

📊 Viktor Gyökeres has registered a shot on target in just 40% of his Premier League appearances for Arsenal. ❌😫 How do Arsenal get the best out of the Swede, Gooners? 🤔

@StanCollymore Pat Jennings springs to mind.

Was thinking of how many greatest ever players at one club also played for their biggest rivals ( John Robertson Forest but played for Derby). Any other big ones you can think of? Will allow recognised (as opposed to your favourite) top 3 ever at your club to have played for BIGGEST rivals.

Someone needs to do a case study into why Andy Robertson is so shite for Scotland

@redyeti9 Joining you on that today

Giants unwatchable 😑 red zone time

@htomufc F1 driver perhaps

Common answer is NFL quarterback, any objections?

Debate in the pub: most impactful position/role played by any individual in a team sport?

Haven’t seen the Colts D been so aggressive in YEARS. Love it #ColtsVsDolphins

Wonder what Arsenal will have planned for Kerkez next weekend.

@FabrizioRomano Great deal for both parties, should get more top level game time

🚨🍒 Bournemouth are close to getting deal done for Ben Doak worth £25m package. Negotiations at advanced stages with Liverpool, as Guardian reports.

@EduardoHagn Why would you even give a shit about the hype? What matters is what he does on the pitch, not what poses he pulls during the transfer announcement

Noni Madueke had his medical on Tuesday… Still to be announced. I know that it could happen any time but holding it up for so many days kills the hype.

@Shaunyy18 @iamtomskinner @SAHaldane Boshed right into the rough

@iamtomskinner @Parkerthedon @SAHaldane Sign you boys up for a game? I know yous, you never look when you hit your golf balls cause you’re the absolute Guvna’s! ⛳️

Whilst I lay here on me sun lounger I am Thinking about organising a golf day in the next couple of months. I’ll get a few celebs to come and play aswell. Maybe try get Rylan to turn up. If this gets a lot of interest start organising it and we can get a load of me lovely followers have a game of golf an a right few beers after. Who is up for it. And I’ll do a little auction or raffle and raise some money for the local kids charity. Any takers? Bosh❤️

@Danny_McMoomins @redyeti9

Cool guys/Shaggers: "Thanks everyone. Bye" Snivelling corporate simp: "Will the slidepack be shared?"