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EK-65 is OFFICIALLY A PITTSBURGH PENGUIN! LET’S FREAKING GO! #LetsGoPens @ErikKarlsson65 @penguins

Zero hits for Freddie Freeman. He’s been hit by more balls than he’s hit tonight. Money down the drain.

What has happened to Freddie Freeman?! Wow.

Wow. Freddie Freeman 0-3 tonight. Awesome.

If you enjoy watching the Atlanta Braves score 21 runs then this is the highlight reel for you! #ForTheA

@WhoScored I need some help clarifying a wager. How many shots did Le Sommer have today in regulation? 3 shots/1 on goal correct? Am I not getting this right??

Damn. The Braves. That’s it, that’s the tweet. Wow.

Jon Singleton went 8 years without hitting a home run until last night where he hit two absolute bombs for the Astros. outkick.com/astros-jon-sin…

Hey @DK_Assist who the hell do I have to speak to, to get a wager checked and corrected. Matthew Pardo has no idea what he’s talking about and keep reiterating the same bland bullshit he’s paid to do. Don’t offer the bet if you don’t know how to calculate it. @DraftKings

Pete Alonso gotta get out of New York. Too talented to be stuck in a rebuild for years.

Nicky Lopez is fucking solid bro. This dude is a helluva get for the Braves. Always liked him in KC. All work kinda guy. Good for him.

Nobody at @DKSportsbook has any idea how to correctly mark soccer wagers. These guys can’t figure out the difference between shots and shots on goal. I really don’t understand this shit man. Wasting my time and money and they can’t even figure out their own bets offered.

Everybody loves the Fonz! 🥹 enjoy today and every day little buddy. ❤️🫡

Wow, the people at @DKSportsbook and their @DK_Assist are ignorant. I’ve had to reach out multiple times this morning for a bet that was incorrectly marked as a loss. Both reps told me the bet was done correctly. Nobody actually checked, if they did they’d see they’re wrong.

🚨BREAKING: “Rich Men North Of Richmond” is the NUMBER ONE song in America But wait, there’s more! Oliver Anthony — a rural Farmer unknown just 48 hours ago — has THREE SONGS (!!!) in the Top 10. The most famous musicians on earth often never achieve this. Culture is Power:

France loss?! 😂 Shesshhhh. This shit crazy.

While You Pinch Inflated Pennies, Congress Sent $900 Of Your Household Income To Ukraine thefederalist.com/2023/08/10/whi…

Astros opening that can of whoop ass tonight 🙌 #Astros

You serious Yordan Alvarez?? What the fuck was that?! All that suspense and you pop out on a low breaking pitch??

Jon Singleton is now Reid Detmer’s Daddy. Holy shit. Identical home runs in back to back innings. Incredible moon shots! #Astros

The Pickett-to-Pickens duo 😮‍💨