Sundar Pichai Parody

I'm joining @macOScraig in saying #AllCompaniesAreDope. Thread:

@F2O_Official Search.

@ParodyPichai Who will be the first?

Happy New Year! My New Year’s Resolution is to kill....20 products this year.

@MotorolaParody Tomorrow.

@ParodyPichai When are you going to buy us again?

Hello! Twitter logged me out for a while, but I’m back to tell you the inside secrets of Google. What do you want to know?

@StanJustan @ThisIsNoahEvans That’s a great idea. Then we can keep track of everywhere you go!

@MotorolaParody Somewhere.

@ParodyPichai Do we exist?

I'm joining @macOScraig in saying #AllCompaniesAreDope. Thread:

@not_roh Tomorrow.

@PrajjwalPorwal What’s a Pixel? Isn’t it that phone we make?

@ParodyPichai Why are you using an iPhone? You're supposed to use a Pixel! (How many times should I remind you!)

@VeryFakeYT A week next Tuesday.

4. Microsoft: They’ve had a few blunders with phones and tablets in the past, but they’ve finally cracked it and are making some great mobile devices with Android and Windows. The Windows OS is also continuing to get better....when updates don’t wipe your Documents folder.

3. Sony: Sony is a dope hardware company. They make really good audio systems, cameras etc. They brought the first major breakthroughs like The Walkman, and are still expanding themselves into new sectors, like Cars!

@StanJustan @ThisIsNoahEvans We’ve had self driving cars before self driving cars were cool.

@PrajjwalPorwal Don’t cheat the system, we’ll leak all your photos!

@ParodyPichai You could’ve created a new google account to get more 15GB space...and then 1 more and more and more......

We ran out of storage on Google Photos so we broke our promise. We’re good at that.

Accidentally on purpose. You know the drill.

imagine not buying a Chromebook who needs real applications?

we need more servers for all of these services

@braydon_boyce @ThisIsNoahEvans Who doesn’t have WiFi?

Our Chromebooks have been running on ARM chips for years! What’s the big idea, Apple? #AppleSilicon

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Privacy matters, and we do anything we can to protect it. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

@TheKingsmanBoy They said they’re working on more exciting things to come....what can be more exciting than being CEO of Google? Off to @killedbygoogle I go....

Help they’re killing me on December 1st, 2021